No.
But that hand job you gave your boy friend before does.
I had a pretty weird NBA dream last night and was curious as to what some of you thought. Some details make no sense and are vague but I'll try to be as specific as possible.
It must have been in the future since the Warriors were competing for a le while the Mavs had sunken into irrelevancy. Thus I was a Warriors fan. I went to a Warriors @ Mavs game and sat behind the Warriors bench wearing my Anthony Randolph jersey, who by that time was a top 5 player in the league. We were friends in the dream and every time he came to the bench for a breather I gave him his water bottle and a high five. He had also been complaining about a sore back so I was giving him massages during TV timeouts as well. The game ended with Randolph hitting a buzzer beating 3 and the Warriors bench went crazy. I ran up to Anthony and he gave me a bear hug with his long, athletic, freakish arms.
After the game most of the team went straight back to the hotel but me and Anthony decided to enjoy the Dallas night scene. We were at a bar and I got really hammered and passed out. I woke up and what do you know, Randolph was carrying me back to the team hotel in his long, athletic, freakish arms. I felt really secure and comfortable in his long, athletic, freakish arms.
The weird part is I woke up sweating profusely and had morning wood, I had apparently experienced a noctural emission too.
So, does this make me gay? Don't we all have subconscious sexual infatuations with long, freakish, athletic arms? Don't we all have a mancrush on an NBA player?
Give me answers!
No.
But that hand job you gave your boy friend before does.
How did he get the same le under his name as mono, can we edit that ourselves now?
Morning wood and feeling wet after waking up is nothing to fret about. PM me and we can have this MAN-TALK in private.
Just know I am always here for you and you can be frank with me bud![]()
Jesus CHRIST I take from a guy who has wet dreams about NBA players?!
Ahhh ! I thought it was the real mono![]()
Can anyone help me?
Link me the rest of this article for anyone who has insider.
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...26id%3d4110478
The dust has barely settled following the 2009 draft, but that doesn't mean it's too early to look ahead to 2010, and below is Scouts Inc.'s very early look at how things could unfold in the first round in 2010.
The biggest story at this point is Oklahoma's domination of the draft board. The Sooners have the No. 1 overall pick in QB Sam Bradford but also have four of the top six selections and five projected first-rounders overall. Five offensive or defensive linemen land in the top 10 along with two quarterbacks, a tight end, a safety and a linebacker.
Only players who are entering their fourth year on campus are a part of this projection, including Bradford and Penn State OLB Navorro Bowman. The order of our first round reflects Scouts Inc.'s Matt Williamson's revamped power rankings -- which take into account the playoffs, free agency and the 2009 draft -- in reverse.
So, with the first pick in the 2010 NFL mock draft, the St. Louis Rams select …
1. St. Louis Rams -- Sam Bradford, QB, Oklahoma
College football's most accurate passer could emerge as the top overall pick in 2010. The Rams should be in position to draft their future franchise quarterback after passing on Mark Sanchez in this year's draft.
2. Cleveland Browns -- Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska
Suh is an underrated talent with quickness, power and versatility.
3. Detroit Lions -- Russell Okung, OT, Oklahoma State
The Lions should be in the market for a starting left tackle to protect the blind side of 2009 No. 1 overall pick Matthew Stafford.
4. Oakland Raiders -- Trent Williams, OT, Oklahoma
Oakland drafted a wide receiver (Darrius Heyward-Bey) at No. 7 overall this year rather than solidifying its offensive line with OT Eugene Monroe. The Raiders shouldn't make the same mistake in 2010.
5. Kansas City Chiefs -- Jermaine Gresham, TE, Oklahoma
The Chiefs will have some bigger needs along the offensive and defensive lines, but Gresham projects as the premier tight end in the 2010 class. He could become the replacement for future Hall of Fame TE Tony Gonzalez, who was traded to the Falcons, providing QB Matt Cassell a legitimate pass-catching threat over the middle.
6. Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) -- Colt McCoy, QB, Texas
A year from now the Seahawks could be in the market for Matt Hasselbeck's future replacement and don't be surprised if McCoy emerges as a top-10 pick by then.
7. Jacksonville Jaguars -- Gerald McCoy, DT, Oklahoma
The Jaguars need to replenish their interior defensive line and McCoy is college football's most disruptive tackle when he's healthy.
8. San Francisco 49ers -- Taylor Mays, S, USC
Offensive tackle is a big need area but Mays possesses freakish physical tools and could anchor the 49ers' secondary for many years. It should also be pointed out that Mays will have compe ion for the honor of being first safety off the 2010 draft board if Tennessee's Eric Berry leaves school early.
9. Green Bay Packers -- Adam Ulatoski, OT, Texas
Ulatoski has good feet for his size and could develop into a top offensive tackle prospect as a senior with improved technique and consistency.
10. San Francisco 49ers (from CAR) -- Sergio Kindle, OLB, Texas
With the second of their two first-round selections, the 49ers could look to upgrade their offensive line or pass rush. Kindle is a great fit in this scenario as an undersized end with excellent speed off the edge and fluid hips that allow him to occasionally drop into coverage.
11. Washington Redskins -- Ciron Black, OT, LSU
Black is a bit overrated at this point, but he has the physical tools to emerge as a high first-round pick a year from now.
12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Geno Atkins, DT, Georgia
New defensive coordinator Jim Bates is looking to get bigger and stronger up front. Atkins fits the mold as a squatty, quick and strong defender. However, he needs to rebound from a somewhat disappointing 2008 season in order to emerge as a premier defensive tackle prospect in next year's class.
13. Denver Broncos (from CHI) -- Jerry Hughes, OLB, TCU
Hughes is flying under the radar, but his initial burst and pass-rushing ability -- 15 sacks in 2008 -- could land him a spot in the middle of next year's first round.
14. Buffalo Bills -- Sam Young, OT, Notre Dame
Offensive tackle is the only need area the Bills failed to address in the most recent draft. As a result, expect the team to be in the market for a future starter such as Young a year from now.
15. Cincinnati Bengals -- C.J. Spiller, RB, Clemson
Spiller's speed and versatility could land him a spot in the mid-to-late portion of Round 1.
16. Miami Dolphins -- George Selvie, DE, South Florida
Selvie is a notch below elite in terms of physical tools, but his toughness and nonstop motor will be enticing to a team like the Dolphins.
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17. Tennessee ans -- Brandon es, ILB, Florida
es lacks elite speed and needs to play with more consistent leverage. On the flip side, he's a hard-hitting emotional leader with very good instincts.
18. Seattle Seahawks -- Brandon LaFell, WR, LSU
LaFell is arguably the only 2010 senior wide receiver prospect worthy of first-round consideration at this point. LaFell has room to improve as a route runner but very few college receivers possess his combination of size, speed, athleticism and proven playmaking skills.
19. Houston Texans -- Trevard Lindley, CB, Kentucky
The Texans could be in the market for a playmaking defensive back early in next year's draft. Lindley is not overly physical and was knocked out of Kentucky's bowl game with a hyperextended elbow, but he is a fluid cover corner with outstanding speed and good overall ball skills.
20. New Orleans Saints -- Navorro Bowman, OLB, Penn State
Upgrading the speed and athleticism of their defense should continue to be a focal point for the Saints during next year's draft. Bowman has some off-the-field issues that must be investigated, but he's a fast-rising prospect with outstanding range for the position.
21. New York Jets -- DeMarcus Granger, DT, Oklahoma
Granger is arguably the most talented defensive lineman in the country, but durability and character issues have prevented him from reaching his full potential to this point. A healthy and productive 2009 campaign could land him a spot in Round 1.
22. Baltimore Ravens -- Marshwan Gilyard, WR, Cincinnati
Gilyard is an emerging talent with outstanding speed to stretch the field vertically, and he is also one of college football's premier return men.
23. Dallas Cowboys -- Javier Arenas, CB, Alabama
Arenas' recognition skills and technique in coverage still have room to improve, but he's a fast and fluid athlete with game-breaking ability in the return game.
24. New York Giants -- Brandon Lang, DE, Troy
Lang is still developing physically, but he has good size potential and great initial burst. He caught the attention of NFL scouts with 17.5 tackles for loss, including 10.5 sacks, in 2008.
25. Minnesota Vikings -- Nate Allen, S, South Florida
Allen is a bit of an unknown prospect at this point, but he possesses the size, athleticism and ball skills to emerge as a Day 1 prospect a year from now.
26. Indianapolis Colts -- Eric Norwood, DE, South Carolina
Norwood lacks ideal size (6-foot, 265 pounds) but he's a quick and instinctive pass-rusher who finished second in the SEC with nine sacks last year.
27. Arizona Cardinals -- Sergio Render, G, Virginia Tech
Render is the premier interior offensive lineman in the 2010 senior class. He needs to recover fully from offseason shoulder surgery in order to nail down a spot in Round 1.
28. San Diego Chargers -- LeGarrette Blount, RB, Oregon
The Chargers could look to find LaDainian Tomlinson's long-term replacement early in next year's draft. Blount is a bit of a long shot to be drafted this early once underclassmen are thrown into the mix, but don't be surprised if Blount lands a spot in Day 1 by putting up big numbers as the Ducks' top back this fall.
29. Atlanta Falcons -- Mark Herzlich, OLB, Boston College
What Herzlich lacks in athleticism he more than makes up for with hustle, instincts and toughness. His versatility will be highly regarded by teams that use hybrid defensive fronts.
30. Pittsburgh Steelers -- Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama
Cody is a mountain of a man, and he's an ideal fit as a nose tackle in the middle of a "30" front. However, he doesn't play with enough consistent leverage and needs to show a better motor in order to avoid a free fall in next year's draft
31. Philadelphia Eagles -- Greg Hardy, DE, Mississippi
Hardy possesses the size, speed and pass-rushing skills of a high first-rounder. But his inconsistent effort is well-do ented, and it could cost him a year from now.
32. New England Patriots -- Micah Johnson, ILB, Kentucky
Johnson had a breakout junior season with 93 tackles in 11 games. If the 250-pound inside linebacker builds on that performance, he could land a spot late in next year's first round.
Todd McShay is the director of college football scouting for Scouts Inc. He has been evaluating prospects for the NFL draft since 1998. Scouts Inc.'s Steve Muench, Kevin Weidl and Matt Williamson also contributed to this report.
For some reason I didn't see that it was the impostor account until the end. Hilarious.
Is Tim Tebow not projected to be a 1st round pick or something?
Props, one of the funniest posts I've read on here in a while.
He is projected to be a TE in the NFL by some, and a QB by others. He hasn't taken a snap under Center since he was in High School. I can't wait till he can't get off the bench in the NFL. I am so sick and ing tired of hearing about this little sucker who liked touching other people's penises.
Is that a serious question?
Fooled me for a minute. Whoever is behind this troll is pretty good.
Thanks for posting that ghazi. I knew you weren't a sissy cuck all along![]()
Yes we can. There's other new stuff we can do in the same thread.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119650
Tebow blows ass. Bad thing is, Florida's chance at winning another le is pretty good, and this guy will be anointed as the best college player of all time![]()
He has New England winning it all. Like I said, McShay is a sissy cuckold.
I agree, I just remember reading mock drafts a while back where he was a top 5 pick. At least I think.
I don't think he's cut out for the NFL either. His passing mechanics are horrible (slowww release) and he has only taken like 5-10 snaps under center in college. His pocket mobility doesn't impress me either. I think he's somewhat similar to Alex Smith in that he's a product of Meyer's system, although he's more talented than Smith.
I don't like him either.
I wouldn't have noticed it was an imposter if you guys didn't point it out.![]()
People thought after his Sophemore season he could be a top 5 pick. I think I remember some people saying "Atlanta should just wait till 2009 to Draft Tebow(They assumed he was coming out as a Junior), because there are no QB's worth drafting with the #3 pick. I bet they really regret draftin Matt Ryan.
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