They got beat up by a girl with a baton

[Summers]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090430/...exnk4qW5btiBIF

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. – Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.

Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.

Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.

The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."

[tp2021]

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[ChumpDumper]

There should be a vBookie on which TV show uses this story first

Cop show?

Court drama?

Sitcom?

[tp2021]

I'm pretty sure I've seen the young girl and muggers and beating with a rod storyline before. I'm not sure where...

[Summers]

I'm pretty sure I've seen the young girl and muggers and beating with a rod storyline before. I'm not sure where...

One of those NSFW websites? Come to think of it the headline for this story was actually "Girl Beats Off Muggers..."

[Viintex]

Girls with batons, kinda like, naked girl with a gun, fetish stylee...