[Lakeshow Life] 10 Things I Hate About You: Houston Rockets

[Double-Up]

10 Things I Hate About the Houston Rockets…
10. That I actually like seeing Dikembe Mutombo’s reaction on the bench when the Rockets make a nice play.
9. That milk-drinker/do-gooder Shane Battier looks like a pug and saves kittens out of trees. He’s the kind of guy every girl’s old man wants them to bring home. I despise that. Freakin’ boy scout.
8. There is no reason for anyone ever to wear a red bowtie and sports coat, Aaron Brooks. Unless you are calling the shots at Barnum and Bailey or chatting with Chairy. Brooks also looks like a pygmy Chris Rock.
7. Von Wafer. Outdated trendy clothing line or fancy French delicacy? Neither. A ball-hogging, insubordinating, mohawk-rocking scrub who the Rockets found in our dumpster.
6. Luis Scola is trying real hard to be on the cover of an Argentine trashy romance novel.
5. Players like Carl Landry and Chuck Hayes. Overachievers are so annoying. Just accept the fact that your game is pedestrian and let the rest of us move on.
4. Tracy McGrady. T-Mac and Vince Carter said screw “kissing cousins,” we’ll be the first ever set of coasting cousins. Even Tracy’s eyes are lazy.
3. Yao Ming. You’re a great player. You’re a nice guy. You’re even tough. But get some mean up in you, boy. You’re softer than a young David Robinson playing his piano. Softer than Grant Hill in his six-year walking boot. Softer than Charmin T.P.
2. Ron Artest. The only thing more absurd than saying Brandon Roy is better than Kobe Bryant is Ron-Ron’s rapping. Well, besides his story about the pick-up game table-leg murder.
1. Houston. Half-ghetto, half-ranch, all suck.

http://lakeshowlife.com/2009/05/12/1...uston-rockets/

WOW! Such class...I did get a laugh out of it myself though.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Even Tracy’s eyes are lazy.

[Indazone]

Thanks for the compliments

[endrity]

That's just Laker fan being typical Laker Fan. I actually love these Rockets, they are hustle all heart all the time. It's great to see a team overachieve as much as these guys are right now.

[CubanMustGo]

You know Laker fan is worried when they start to trot out the meaningless insults.

[BandWagon Cavs Fan]

thats just embarassing

[redzero]

Wow, people actually dislike the Rockets?