Jesus And The Democrat

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Jesus & the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon
and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she
give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Libertarian with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked
the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress
nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,
"My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller
Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the
Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my
bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican
felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig
out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and
did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped
up and yelled, "Don't touch me--I'm collecting disability!"

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