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    As a married man whose wife really likes the NBA she is the tie breaker on our contratrian team to the "All Ugly Team"

    Center: Current, Brad Miller (my wife thinks he is a stud although I pass on this one) I would go for Yao as he is always smiling, has a royal type of bearing, and a 7'6 is not a twig like other tall timbers etc. Classic - David Robinson, hard to argue with a one of a kind physique and handsome face. My wife gives an honorable mention vote to Bill Russell who she thinks looks distinguished with his beard.

    Forwards: Wally and Carmello. Classic - Julius Erving and the Big O - both handsome and skilled. I give James Worthy a nod on this one as well, he was athletic, handsome and skilled.

    Guards: Korver and Parker Classic: Jordan and West - see above, there is a reason beyond talent that Jordan is the face of the NBA still while West is the logo. I would of voted for John Stockton, rugged individual, or Magic, or Nash but she won out on this one. My wife from Panama put a soft vote in for Manu but about that nose?

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    In what sense is Manu your Man then?

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    Yea - damn Smeagol you're derogatory and assuming comments really aren't appreciated.

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    Okay, keeping in mind attraction for women is a complex issue based on husband- and father-material qualities along with pure animal lust, I'm playing along. But don't hate on my list. I'm not saying I'd take 'em all home to momma... I'm speaking of pure superficial beauty here.

    Center: Emeka Okafor. This kid is hot. (yes, Yao seems very very nice, like the kind of boy you have lunch with in the commons... not the one you take to your dorm room).

    Guards: Richard Jefferson (snazzy dresser), Tony Parker (weird scar adds mystique).

    Forwards: Tim Duncan (his absence on your list was con uous). I simply can't help myself... I'm incapable of being objective on this one. I think Timmy's hot. I like his smushy lips. LeBron James: Is he legal yet? God, he's cute. He has a nice smile. And huge feet.

    Honorable mentions go to Tyson Chandler (mmm...), KG (mmm... sinewy), Brian Grant (mmm... rasta hot), Grant Hill, Kyle Korver, Dirk, Eduardo Najera (pretty eyes), Dwyane Wade (keep looking... it gets better), Luke Walton (looks like his dad, and yet... much, much better), and Ray Allen.

    There... I feel cheap and dirty now.
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    My roster of most attractive:
    G - Ray Allen
    G - Tony Parker
    F - Lebron James
    F - Brian Grant
    C - Dirk Nowitzki

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    Take a chill pill guys. The laughing yellow face beside my comment denotes that my post was meant to be a joke.

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    Well, your sense of humour leaves much to be desired..because that was the lamest joke I've seen for a while.

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    No mention for Beno? I think he's adorable, even if his hair is a little greasy. Mike Wilks too (not the greasy hair part...) I also seem to see something in Hedo and Rasho that no one else sees...it's fine if they're not on the list, I'll keep them for myself

    Don't forget Boris Diaw!!

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    Well, your sense of humour leaves much to be desired..because that was the lamest joke I've seen for a while.
    Calm down SuBZero, he was only kidding. First of all he never insulted gay people, he just mentioned that he thought the topic of the thread was of a sexual nature. He's not insulting anyone, unless you yourself see something wrong with being gay. Finally it wasn't that bad of a joke, you just missunderstood it.

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    I love J.T. smeagol's Avatar
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    Well, your sense of humour leaves much to be desired..because that was the lamest joke I've seen for a while.
    SuBZer0

    Nothing I can do if you don't like my jokes.

    But now that I come to think about it, not sure why you think my comment is derogatory towards sexuals. Its easier for people who like men, or can find beauty in a man, to rate a Pretty Boy all star NBA team, then people who don't feel attracted to men. These people who can, IMO, do a better job at rating the Pretty Boy NBA allstar are women and gay men. The fact is Rummpd relied heavily on his wife to come up with his selection.

    So again, not sure what's derogatory about my comment. Care to explain it to me, please?

    Thanks

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    I know it was a joke - I was saying that it wasn't a GOOD joke. It wasn't funny IMO, it wasn't clever, I just didn't take it like a real joke

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    Dude, you all need to calm down right now. You are taking this forum thing a little to far and I am concerned.


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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    I know it was a joke - I was saying that it wasn't a GOOD joke. It wasn't funny IMO, it wasn't clever, I just didn't take it like a real joke
    right, which you should have kept to yourself. Your "Yea - damn Smeagol you're derogatory and assuming comments really aren't appreciated." was out of line.

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    Oh and in case you didn't notice, the whole "derogatory" thing was MY joke - and yes, I think that it was as lame as yours too. I was trying to be sarcastic - saying taht you actually WERE insulting Rummpd. I guess it didn't turn out sounding that way, did it?

    lol - I need to express my sarcasm better when writing

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    The last five or six posts really are ruining the flow of this thread. So please, and get back on topic.

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    right, which you should have kept to yourself. Your "Yea - damn Smeagol you're derogatory and assuming comments really aren't appreciated." was out of line.
    See above post...

    Oh yes, we should get back on topic

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    I suggest you calm down right now. That would be a fresh start.

    You should take this to the Chingaso Forum. This is Spurs discussion.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    Oh and in case you didn't notice, the whole "derogatory" thing was MY joke - and yes, I think that it was as lame as yours too. I was trying to be sarcastic - saying taht you actually WERE insulting Rummpd. I guess it didn't turn out sounding that way, did it?

    lol - I need to express my sarcasm better when writing
    seriously

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    Take it up the rear forum.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    Take it up the rear forum.
    LOL

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    Sequ, thanks for getting the thread back on topic.

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    Yea - again apologies to those who took me seriously. I guess I didnt exaggerate my point enogh - I was in a hurry..I will write better next time though

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    Sorry Rummpd, your thread has officially been on.

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