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    i support single moms tonylongoriafan's Avatar
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    my first mistake: picked up a bottle of crown reserve for pre-pre-game activities

    my second mistake: went to a wedding with an open bar before hand.

    showed up late with a date who was as equally drunk as i was. really didn't reunite with anyone, only talked to a handful of people.

    got invited to an after party nearby, remember talking and joking with the two that got away (both of whom are now married with children)...things just kinda got crazy after that, i remember shots, games, dancing, people were hooking up, i was doing everything i could not to get inappropriate with married women.

    at 5am my date leaves with someone else at 6am me and the party host decide to stop drinking and i went home.

    woke up the next afternoon...found some CRAZY pics in my cellphone of one of the two that got away, found 3 saved numbers in my cellphone with no names...

    part of me wants to call/text see what's up...the other part of me is like these people are from freakin' high school, just let it go...thoughts?

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Thoughts?

    I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.

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    i support single moms tonylongoriafan's Avatar
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    Thoughts?

    I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.
    lmao my date...seriously, i haven't called her, she hasn't called me...i'm not the jealous type, it was just kinda messed up how she left without telling me.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    "The after party is the one to attend."


    - The Most Interesting Man in the World

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Thoughts?

    I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.
    I second this. TLF is full of .

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Cool story bro.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    lol owned

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    arent you the guy that hangs out with milfs?

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    ah yes......the "one that got away"......that's one statement that always cracks me up. you just weren't that great

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    TWICE!


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    Because I choose to. Neo.'s Avatar
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    What the ?

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    arent you the guy that hangs out with milfs?
    I think the prerequisite for being a milf is to be attractive. Fat s is the phrase that you were looking for.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    share da pics!

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    Tankin'
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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    woke up the next afternoon...found some CRAZY pics in my cellphone of one of the two that got away, found 3 saved numbers in my cellphone with no names...

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    yeah, i never really check your threads out and this doesn't seem legit to me

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Renaldo Balkman forum.

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    Believe. Why So Serious's Avatar
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    :wgaf: without pictures.

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    Shutty.. Bukefal's Avatar
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    Aaahhh there's good old TonyLongoriaFan with his stories!

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Black guy behind Van Damme.

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    i support single moms tonylongoriafan's Avatar
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    Black guy behind Van Damme.

    Barry Bonds; Separated at Birth

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    If I'm lying I'm dying. Liar's Avatar
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    the exact same thing happened to me at my class reunion.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    You couldn't pay me to go to my high school reunion. I probably see maybe 2 or 3 people I knew from HS every year. Maybe at an HEB, maybe at a gas station... it really doesn't matter... because they are for the most part a bunch of single mothers / dudes still trying to pretend like they're in HS.

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