Hi, this is Vince for scamwow. Yer gonna be saying wow every time you see this stuff. It's like a scam-you-all! It's like a trowel! It's like a sponge! Sucks up the bucks! Pays off the clucks! Holds 20 times it's weight in needless pork. Easily redistributes wealth without a fuss! You followin me Joe da Plumber guy?
Made in Congress. You know the Obama/Pelosi Congress always makes good stuff. They tried this in Germany -- you see how well that turned out!
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Buy now, pay dearly later! Support one huge ScamWow now, and wait for multiple mini ScamWow's later. HURRY! Say yes now, you know we can't do this all day.
Now look at this- here's some spam, pork, tax hikes and earmarks. Not only is the damage gonna be obvious- there's your change you can believe in that's gonna smell! See that?
They're gonna do this in real time. You took yer ballot see, and you voted Nov. 4th for all democrats, and look! They started scamming right away. They call it a stimulus. This kind of deal, I don't know it sells our souls. Not only is the damage gonna be on top, it's gonna filter its way down to us. No other scam is gonna do that. It sucks like a vacuum! And look at this - virtually no job creation or stimulus! This is a mess so big, not even a Pittsburgh Steeler terrible towel can clean this up. You'll say wow, what the happened, every time.
Ok now look at this you already bought this in November too but I'm gonna show you again how bout the Crap Chop? Yeah, it chops up any good decent bill, fills it with pork and earmarks, and turns it into useless mush.
Yer gonna love my nuts. Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Schumer -- that's right, Crap Chop. Get yours now, here's how to order. Oh, wait you already did order it. Don't you feel stupid now?
(Actual economic stimulus and job creation guarantee not included.)