nice dance moves
LMFAO-that dude is hilarious.
From what I can tell, they are always going after the men on these shows, but if these women were not sleeping around having unprotected sex with multiple guys, then they would know who the baby's father is.
No, this show goes after the women too. Look for more Maury clips on youtue and you'll find some.
the only good parts of this show are the not the father moments
I genuinly feel bad for the child but not enough to lose this moment of hilarity.
it takes a village to raise a child. so don't worry he'll be on welfair soon enough
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Maury is actually one of the few shows I watch regularly, it's pretty awesome. The wild teen ones are my favorite, but I likes me a good paternity test episode. I agree with ploto though. Generally the male is always made out to be the bad guy. I remember an episode I saw recently where a dude was not fully denying, but doubting whether or not he was the father of the child because the mother had cheated on him with two guys before she got pregnant and of course the stupid is in tears, crying and saying how she made a mistake blah blah and OMG HOW CAN HE DENY THIS CHILD IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!! (How the can a baby look just like a grown man anyway?) So the dude tells his story, nothing too bad, and as soon as he comes out he's getting booed while the fat that cheated on him in the first place is getting all the sympathy.
It's pretty ridiculous. The audience almost always sides with the female. And a good portion of the time the is wrong and he ain't the father. It just goes to show that some crying fat will garner more sympathy and be seen as a "strong woman" for taking care of the kid that she illegitimately conceived rather than the guy who denies the baby because he actually knows the chick and knows for a fact that she's a and is taking on massive amounts of .
/rant
This is just hilarious.
they actually have hype people to direct the audience on what they want them to do
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I totally agree. That's why I love it when the result is "you are NOT the father". Before the result, the man gets booed and heckled while the woman gets all the sympathy. After the result shows the dude isn't the father, complete 180. The guy gets cheered as he dances around.
I was in a similar situation when I was 19. A chick I banged one time, with a condom that didn't break, told me I knocked her up. Like an idiot I just believed her. During her pregnancy I gave her money, took her to doctor appointments, etc. After the kid was born, my mom and my sister both went to see the kid at the hospital. They both took one look at the kid and believed 100% that the kid wasn't mine. I took their word for it and asked for a DNA test. Turns out they were right, the kid wasn't mine. Bullet dodged.
If I had been on Maury with that story I know I would have been booed simply because I'm the one with the and balls. When the results proved I wasn't the father, I would have told everyone in the audience to themselves.
lmao @that old white guy
And if they are too ty to not around, jeeezus, at least around with some better losers!! LOL
And who could forget this one.
what a ing tool that guy is
Oh man, now I've seen everything!
Dude that's intense. In college one of my buddies was dating a chick-who happened to be also one of my really good friends-and when he was kind of breaking up with her she pulled the im pregnant card even though she wasn't so they would stay together. I was like WTF you cant do that. Never asked her about it, but Id say my feelings changed a little towards her after that though she still remains a good friend.
I had a few mess ups where didn't take the necessary precautions and even though a chick will say you know they're on the pill and all this bs-i have spent a lot of time stressing because you just never know. Im very lucky because the last thing I want is a kid out of wed lock and with a girl I don't really have interest in beyond a random hook up. Plus my parents would kick my ass, ha.
"Generally the male is always made out to be the bad guy."
The producers and advertisers know who their audience is for afternoon trash, dumbing-down TV, and it ain't stay-at-home men, and esp not white men.
I seriously expected someone to jump out and say "Live from New York, It's Saturday Night!
Queue a post from Pickle Girl in 3...2...
wtf... i feel bad for this girl, what is this show?? they're basically asking for people to laugh at her...like seriously..lets talk about how she fears pickles and then CHASE HER AROUND WITH A PLATE OF THEM...
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