Hours of fun with Mormons.

[BacktoBasics]

http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/...90_10043_40322

Just click the "ask your question" chat link in the middle of the page.

Things I learned in the last hour.

1. They don't like AIDS

2. They're not sure if black guys can be Mormon

3. There is no official mascot or sponsor for Mormonism

4. Sex and porn seems to be frowned upon but not forbidden

5. They don't know any historical facts

6. "Believe" is the default verb

7. If you stump them they transfer you to a superior wizard which is loads of fun because the next guy always thinks he knows more than the previous guy but all they end up saying the same biblical bull .

8. They didn't know that writing in caps meant yelling.

9. They're unsure if god approves of hermaphrodites.

Talk to these people. Get to know them. They're here for us and they're here to guide us even if they really don't know anything about religion or their religion.

[Gummi Clutch]

I'm mormon nad its really misinterepreted

[BacktoBasics]

I'm mormon nad its really misinterepreted

how so

[CosmicCowboy]

[CosmicCowboy]

Ask em if they believe in space aliens...

[Bender]

4. Sex and porn seems to be frowned upon but not forbidden

are these the guys who have multiple wives?

[BacktoBasics]

are these the guys who have multiple wives?

I don't think they are one in the same but they are some how related. They'll defiantly engage you with some dialogue. Ask them.

[BacktoBasics]

Ask em if they believe in space aliens...

Come on CC. Talk to them. Ask them if they've been on a richers horse before.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ask em if they believe in space aliens...

that's scientologists.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

are these the guys who have multiple wives?

yes.

[Bender]

yes

I'd be having a threesome every night. I'd die young probably.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is fun. I'm engaging in a pretty good conversation about the evil's of Bob Saget.

[sonic21]

are they still believing that the garden of Eden is in Missouri?

[BacktoBasics]

This is fun. I'm engaging in a pretty good conversation about the evil's of Bob Saget.

Do us all a favor and cut and paste so we can read it.

[phxspurfan]

I'm mormon nad its really misinterepreted

[CosmicCowboy]

Ask em about the Mountain Meadow Massacre...

[Soul_Patch]

hit em up with this ...

http://www.bible.ca/mor-questions.htm

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do us all a favor and cut and paste so we can read it.

Too late. I was disconnected really quickly after I described 2 girls 1 cup and asked if they considered that vulgar. I didn't get a chance to cut and paste before I closed the window.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nice

[BacktoBasics]

hit em up with this ...

http://www.bible.ca/mor-questions.htm

Great work. Get busy and don't forget to cut and paste.

[j-6]

Thank you for this. I've been entertained during a conference call for 45 minutes.

[PakiDan]

yes.

No. They do not have multiple wives. Those who do have been excommunicated.

[Twisted_Dawg]

B2B......are you ing off at work again????

Did your ever close that man that walked then came back when your boss refused to give himm back his deposit???

[TheProfessor]

No. They do not have multiple wives. Those who do have been excommunicated.

And it was discontinued by the Mormon church over a century ago.

[Mister Sinister]