You won't be once you sober up.
Well, this stripper has done her job!![]()
Its true, well atleast i hope to be her friend, having a friend stripper should be fun
didn't you start a thread about this a few days ago?
of course she'll be your friend
at least till you run out of money
So true!
A friend of mine was banging a stripper for awhile.
I'm not exactly sure what he did to piss her off but it must have been good.
She told him she was going to set up a three way with one of her friends from work for the following Friday.
He bragged about it unmercifully all week.
I called him Saturday to see how it went and he refused to talk about it.
I got him REALLY drunk a few years later and he finally fessed up.
The strippers girlfriend came over and after a couple of drinks/joints they told him how kinky they were going to get and got him stripped and talked him into letting them tie him up on the bed...
The girlfriends friend then dropped her pants, took a big steaming right in the middle of his chest, wiped her ass on his sheets, high fived his girlfriend, and they both left him there tied up to go out partying.
Like, all night and didn't come back LOL.
I think he finally broke the beds headboard to get loose.
Oucchhh that's disgusting.![]()
Damn, that's sick. I'd be raging mad after something like that.
Some peeps pay good money for that kind of service. Just saying.
Strippers smell good
He should have video taped it and sold it to scat sites. Make some money off that ...
literally.
but the bush, it smells like an ashtray and junior mints.
Working with no panties for a few hours in a strip joint, that snapper smells like a trash can at Red Lobsters after the dinner rush.
That's BS. I've read that story before.![]()
So have I.
The first time CC posted it.
See. I knew I had read it before.
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