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    The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend's home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

    The man is alleged to have committed the gross act because the 31-year-old woman refused his sexual advances which he directed at her as she went about her business earlier in the day.

    THE WEEKEND STAR was told that last Friday, the obviously enraged complainant along with family and friends reported the matter to the police.

    Detective Corporal Aldaine Jackson of the Manchester police said the woman told the police that she and the accused man were once lovers.

    ending the relationship

    However, the relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.

    "The woman said she and the man were together for years but she decided to end it about two days before the incident ... . According to her, he said he was going to 'Fix har business'," Detective Corporal Jackson said.

    According to the police, the complainant reported that she was asleep in the wee-hours of the morning and was awoken by strange sounds and the feeling of liquid on her face.

    When her eyes were opened, her ex-lover was said to be standing over her, while putting on his pants.

    The complainant reportedly told the police that she immediately ran to the bathroom and realised that is was semen that was on her face.

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    Must be one of those freaky burger king commercials.

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    dude watches too much porn

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    well she wanted fries with that

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    well she wanted fries with that
    That doesn't even make sense. I realize this is your schtick, to say really offensive, re ed things, but, please, for the love of humanity, try harder than this.

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    will he have to face her again in court.

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    he wasn't quite enough

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    i wanna do that to my gf right now.. dumb

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    Awesome ! I'd give him a High 5 !

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    What a nice man. He didn't even want to wake her up.

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    That doesn't even make sense. I realize this is your schtick, to say really offensive, re ed things, but, please, for the love of humanity, try harder than this.

    hahah I usually laugh at TDMVPDPOY's posts, but that honestly made me wtf?

    What a nice man. He didn't even want to wake her up.
    hahah

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