Create Your Own Living Will - Don't Wait!

[SpursWoman]

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Subject: LIVING WILL


LIVING WILL

I, SpursWoman, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no cir stances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no cir stances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Under no cir stances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living .


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Signature

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Witness
Henry G. Rendler, Esq.
Attorney At Law
California state Bar #83704
1550 The Alameda #308
San Jose, CA 95126
ph: (408) 293-5112
fax: (408) 293-4939

[Slomo]

Finally some lawyer talk I can understand

[bigzak25]

very nice.

i told wifey to gimme a year and then let me go...i'm claustrophobic, so i imagine i'd be terrified in either chris reeve's or terry shaivo's state....

and because i'm claustrophobic, i told her no burial.

she suggested cremation, but i thought, what if my soul isn't risen yet?
i'll freak out and think i'm in .

so that's out.

i told her to go ahead and freeze me, but gimme a blanket in case i get the chills....

she said no prob with the blanket, but freezing will be too expensive....

so she's just gonna send me to one of the arctica's.....

[Spurminator]

I told my wife to keep me alive and keep the channel on e. Just in case.

[Taco]

I told my wife to keep me alive and keep the channel on e. Just in case.