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    All I have is my name Horace P. McTitties's Avatar
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    Ok... So last night I was watching the MTV Awards.. Taylor Swift got me a little hot, so I decide to go online and find a hotty to chat with. Right away I start talking with this girl who says she's from San Antonio. I'm thinking: bingo, I'm right near there! She's talking all hot about sex and stuff and then she pulls that she is fifteen! I'm already all hot and bothered so... I just roll with it. One thing leads to another and before I know it, she's showing me her boobs and i'm showing her my weiner. Then she breaks out with that she's a cop or something and says shed sending this hansen guy after me. I don't know what to do! I've been sitting here waiting for my front door to be busted in! I'm so scared! What should I do?

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    BOlieve manufan10's Avatar
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    Lebomb is that you?

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Cut your wang off. When the cops show up you can be like, "How could I have showed her my weiner on-line when it's not here?"

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    a troll responding to another trolls thread...epic?

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Hahaha!!! Great stuff!

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    Texas Dragon TwAnKiEs's Avatar
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    Seguin,Tejas!!
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    Dude, you better beat it....

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Take matters into your own hands and move on.

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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