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what the F!!!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
I met this chick last week at a football game. She is very attractive and seemed nice from a distance. Once I got to meet her, all she did was talk about her b/f that she just dumped that goes to school in another city. She was all depressed and . Talking about how badly she felt for letting this guy go. I was trying to cheer her up, but she kept hanging her head and would not look me eye to eye. Quietly she whispered.................she had to let her b/f go because she was never satisfied in the bedroom. She said her b/f would mount her.............dry stroke her about 20-30 times..........3min. or less worth of work and then he was finished. No foreplay or anything. She then said there were numerous times when she begged him to gobble a few cialis or viagra and wash it down with a red bull, but he was so damned stubborn. He really thought he was hittin it correctly. So unfortunately she would have to rub one out with crocodile tears flowing down her face.............only to look over at her b/f snoring in the moonlight. Anyhow, Im confused as to what I should do? Should I cheer her up by making her reach orgasm 3-4 times in one night? or should I just let her be depressed as she lay at home..........all alone........rubbing one out to rendezvous theater on television? Please help...........Im so lost right now.
Last edited by lebomb; 10-02-2009 at 11:34 AM.
what the F!!!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!
Is her name Mike Komisarek?
Good schtick...
your fake threads are also not so funny.
I thought this one was pretty decent, probably due to Miami's reply.
I think I. HUstle does a better job at these threads.
How long does it take her to reheat pizza? That is the key question you should ask yourself lebomb.
........................... I see what ya did there!!!
Now be she, do you mean he?
Even fake threads like these make me appreciate how lucky I am to have met my wife.
Fake thread or not just f her!!!!
I just realized that lebomb and lefty are two different people.
Hey I got props twice in one thread. Had I seen the other thread I would have blown this out of the water.
Threads like this make me appreciate your wife more too.
I don't know why that made me LOL but it did.
Thats not sayin much.................................
Make sure to lick her asshole.
Leave it to Hustle.
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