You Too Can Smell Like A Backwards Fighting P*ssy

[monosylab1k]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/bal...urn=nba,194599

Phenomenal Swag: Carmelo Anthony's signature scent
By Trey Kerby

'Sup, bros.

Tired of having the ladies tell you that you smell to normal? Wish you had the musk of someone who shoots .583 from three-point land in the last four minutes of a basketball game, with neither team leading by five or more points? Wish you had the courage to wear a jumpsuit on an airplane like a regular Midwestern father?

Wait no more, Carmelo Anthony's "Stay Up" TAG Body Spray is here.

Now you too can smell like Carmelo Anthony(notes), "both on the court and in the club." (Huh?) It's "so fresh, it's beyond body spray," so you know it's the good stuff. Buy a can of this, get a crisp $100 bill, and buy some lucky a lady a blouse. This is the fragrance that will "accentuate your success."

[monosylab1k]

LOL someone's cast his ad into a wrong forum.

You are a re .

[redzero]

Stop trolling yourself, mono.

[iggypop123]

he likes to do bad things