Would it be wrong to take a dump in your desk drawer?

[PakiDan]

Let's say you work for a small business, several contracts fell through due to no fault of your own and funding has diminished, yet your department suffers because it is the most 'non-essential' in survival mode... so, you get the pink slip due to no fault of your own... would it be wrong to leave a gigantic, steaming, triumphant turd in the top desk drawer on your way out?

[BacktoBasics]

Let's say you work for a small business, several contracts fell through due to no fault of your own and funding has diminished, yet your department suffers because it is the most 'non-essential' in survival mode... so, you get the pink slip due to no fault of your own... would it be wrong to leave a gigantic, steaming, triumphant turd in the top desk drawer on your way out?

Not only is it not wrong but I strongly encourage it.

[SpursWoman]

Ummm....hypothetically?

[atxrocker]

you have my support

[ForkedTongue]

Sounds like you've contributed to the problem. Especially if you are on an online forum and not working.

[clambake]

you got canned already?

[ForkedTongue]

Dude, I just read your bio....aren't you in Sales? WTF is so non-essential about that?

[I. Hustle]

I'm not sure about taking a dump that is in your desk drawer but if you LEAVE one then that would be f'n awesome.

[Fpoonsie]

This ForkedTongue cat is a su ious character. This er work w/ you, Paki?

[Fpoonsie]

I'm not sure about taking a dump that is in your desk drawer but if you LEAVE one then that would be f'n awesome.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'd leave it in the minority wounded veteran woman's desk drawer.

[CosmicCowboy]

Have you even been there long enough to collect unemployment?

[ForkedTongue]

Su ious character yes. But, no, I don't work with PakiDan, but he does not sound like anyone I would like to work with either.

[Fpoonsie]

Su ious character yes. But, no, I don't work with PakiDan, but he does not sound like anyone I would like to work with either.

Simply curious was all. Continue.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Go for it. Leave there with your only regret being that you hadn't had a bigger breakfast.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not sure about taking a dump that is in your desk drawer but if you LEAVE one then that would be f'n awesome.

[Bigzax]

i'm personally a fan of the company wide email telling everyone what's wrong with the place and calling out a few key individuals...it's like taking a dump in everyone's inbox...but suit yourself!

but don't burn bridges you'll want to cross later...

[PakiDan]

Su ious character yes. But, no, I don't work with PakiDan, but he does not sound like anyone I would like to work with either.

Haha... No... I still have a job! I was just wondering though... and Forked, you would LOVE to work with me!

[ForkedTongue]

So, what do you do?

[fraga]

Looks like somebody around here is finally taking some of my advice...

[stretch]

what kinds of toilets do they have?

you should do an "upper decker" if you can



definition via urbandictionary

"The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it."

[sonic21]

go for it

[TDMVPDPOY]

go take a dump on boss car windscreen man

[JudynTX]

Be sure to wash your hands.

[BacktoBasics]

I can guarantee you that if someone on this board s in a drawer after being fired and provided proof of said you would not only win POTW but the POTW tabulator would effectively shut down for all existence because nothing could ever top that.