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    Do it. Sigz's Avatar
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    a lowblow.

    I hired a midget hooker last night. I gave her 8 dollars to go up on me.


    What is really really nasty?

    When a midget tells you your hair smells good


    How do you tell if a midget is gay?

    If he comes out of the cabinet.


    Why are midgets always thirsty?

    Because water fountains are designed for use by humans. Wokka wokka!

    How does a midget save himself when falling on the sidewalk?

    He grabs onto the curve.


    What do u call a midget in a tree?

    A big bird

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    beckys dank

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    Do it. Sigz's Avatar
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    Why does this thread get pinked, and none of Sequ threads. Is there some sort of midget lovin' going on backstage?

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    @Kap10Jack Blackjack's Avatar
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    IBTL

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    I hope he can reach the urinals now.

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    Just agree, and shut up! celldweller's Avatar
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    Do it. Sigz's Avatar
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    And where the is that ducks got?

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    Veteran Spursmania's Avatar
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    And where the is that ducks got?
    How many drinks have you had?

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    The thread isn't pinked, YOU'RE pinked.

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    Do it. Sigz's Avatar
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    why cant I be like in blue or some .

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    why cant I be like in blue or some .
    Do me a favor: try to start another thread. I dare you.


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    one thread is good for tonight little feller

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    Damn, now you can't see that you are unable to start one.

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    Do it. Sigz's Avatar
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    I dislike the N word being thrown around here.

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    lol pinked ...

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    still got my avatar es.

    eye candy, eye candy.

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    still got my avatar es.

    eye candy, eye candy.
    Yeah, but none of us are in forum time out.

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    Yeah, but none of us are in forum time out.
    what is you talking about? Forum time out?


    I can still post

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    what is you talking about? Forum time out?


    I can still post
    Yeah, in existing threads or other people's threads.

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    So this is what happens late at night.

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    In like sin....

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    Yeah, in existing threads or other people's threads.

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