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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    moving back to soft wet wipes over traditional toilet paper. Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool I found myself without any toilet paper. After looking around I located some hand wipes on the back of the toilet and figured they'd do. Absolute bliss. Why in the world we abandoned the cool soft effective brilliance of wet wipes is beyond me. So efficient, so soothing. You're probably thinking "dude I can't get up with a wet anus" no problem just air dry it a bit before re-clothing. Then I begun to ponder. What an experience is all I could truly conclude. Outside of cost I can't see any good reason to resort back to paper wood chippings. This is going to certainly start a trend so buy up wet wipe stock because a soft cool butthole is going to be latest new thing.

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    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Three seas s FTW...

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    They smell good too.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    What kind of filthy cretin doesn't already use wet wipes??

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    B2B wants to make soft, cool butt holes an in-thing.

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    Even better, he can buy them with his lone star card.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Even better, he can buy them with his lone star card.
    Actually I don't think I can.

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    I use pinecones

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    Actually I don't think I can.
    I think you're right. Papergoods and household items are not eligible.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    B2B wants to make soft, cool butt holes an in-thing.
    Yeah I heard he was doing it for iilluzioNs sake...

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I think you're right. Papergoods and household items are not eligible.
    0h n0es, not you too...

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    Yeah I heard he was doing it for iilluzioNs sake...
    hahahhahaha

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    0h n0es, not you too...
    Not me too what, where, how??

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Next thing you know he'll be using depends for convenience.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Next thing you know he'll be using depends for convenience.
    you have me confused with dudes who crap their pants (sup koriwhat)

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Yeah B2B only pisses his pants, he doesn't crap them (sup I Hustle)

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    My bad, I meant for those times you in your pants
    (sup PM5K)

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    moving back to soft wet wipes over traditional toilet paper. Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool I found myself without any toilet paper. After looking around I located some hand wipes on the back of the toilet and figured they'd do. Absolute bliss. Why in the world we abandoned the cool soft effective brilliance of wet wipes is beyond me. So efficient, so soothing. You're probably thinking "dude I can't get up with a wet anus" no problem just air dry it a bit before re-clothing. Then I begun to ponder. What an experience is all I could truly conclude. Outside of cost I can't see any good reason to resort back to paper wood chippings. This is going to certainly start a trend so buy up wet wipe stock because a soft cool butthole is going to be latest new thing.
    Did you colon cleanse this weekend?

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    My bad, I meant for those times you in your pants
    (sup PM5K)
    Yeah I'm not sure ing in your pants is a great put down...

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    What kind of filthy cretin doesn't already use wet wipes??
    +1

    been on wipes for years now!

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    Believe. Sheryl Crow's Avatar
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    No matter what you use, there is no reason to use more than 3 sheets!!!!!!!!

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    hope you're using the flushable kind!

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    One for the Thumb
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    Shoot man, I've been using the wipes since my twins were born over 6 years ago. Can't be beat.

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    No matter what you use, there is no reason to use more than 3 sheets!!!!!!!!
    3 sheets!

    1 wipe or maybe 2 ! (strong maybe)

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