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I found some pretty funny jokes on Kobe. I hope they don't offend his fans !!
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so confident that he'll rebound well after this scandal?
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant stacking money in his backyard?
A: To practice jumping bail.
Q: Why has Kobe Bryant started smoking a little pot?
A: To help him prepare for the Big Joint.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: What's the next event Kobe Bryant will be attending?
A: The Teen not by Choice Awards.
Q: Why did Kobe attend the Teen Choice Awards?
A: He was fascinated by the "choice" aspect of it.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team?
A: The one with dirt on his knees.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so POPULAR in prison?
A: He's great at penetrating to the hole.
Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so UNPOPULAR in prison?
A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck.
Q: Why is Kobe Bryant so worried about jury prejudice during his trial?
A: Cuz no one likes a rapist.
Q: How is Kobe Bryant spending his free time this summer?
A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house.
Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet?
A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?".
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
**haha, I thought this one was really funny.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
Q: Why would Kobe Bryant make a good governor?
A: He's getting his scandal out of the way early.
www.gocount.com/kobe_jokes.html
thats not nice
I said I hope they don't offend anyone. I like Kobe Bryant too, but they are just JOKES.
hilarious
gotcha :p
DAMN IT !! haha, I am really gullible !!
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