Twitter humor

[MiamiHeat]

http://twitter.com/ mydadsays


A funny twitter account made by a son to do ent all the funny stuff his dad says.

[MiamiHeat]

my favorites :

"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his ing food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do before YOU eat."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their ing hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started ing."

"You're being ing dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

[Zombie]

Twitter is as funny as the Troll forum

[Slomo]

"My mate Dennis said his girlfriend introduced him to twitter. Apparently it's the sensitive area between her and her ter."

[marini martini]

Slomo, who the did you give your password to???

[Stringer_Bell]

http://twitter.com/ mydadsays


A funny twitter account made by a son to do ent all the funny stuff his dad says.

Not really funny, it's like a one-off stand up routine. I also doubted it's legitimacywhen I first read it back in the day when the dude would update it at 9am every morning like clockwork - every day. Suuure, his dad says funny every day or he says so much funny he's got a notebook full of it.