It was only a matter of time

[peewee's lovechild]

Tiger's Wood

Porn Flick Coming on Tiger Woods

He's (allegedly!) had sex with porn stars, and now Tiger Woods will be the subject of a porn.

"Tiger's Wood" is the le of the upcoming adult film, which bills itself, reports E!, "as the 'official porn parody' of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things ier."

And it's already been cast!

Porn star Kayden Kross tweeted that she has been cast as Tiger's wife "porn-Elin," and that Tyler Knight will play Tiger.

Meanwhile Tyler blogged, "I'm Tiger Woods, es."

Meanwhile Vivid, which is not producing "Tiger's Wood," is offering big bucks to any former Woods' mistress who will star in a porn.

The company has also offered up to $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who would star in a Vivid film.


"Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced still holds," Hirsch continued. "It seems the chance we'll be taken up gets better as the days go on."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_387198.html

[I. Hustle]

How long until Rich Harden of the Cubs gets his own movie?

[Frenzy]

well at least he don't have to change his name.