Sitters vs. Standers

[leemajors]

This article is pretty damn funny. For the record, I am a sitter.

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-...reat-wipe-hope

[Frenzy]

you cant wipe it all off if your sitting IMO. I thought most people squat. Plus I use baby wipes.

lol @ the washington

[DarkReign]

People stand to do that?! Huh, who knew?

[peewee's lovechild]

People don't stand?

[thispego]

i wish i could open that link at work. someone give me the run down

[symple19]

i wish i could open that link at work. someone give me the run down

It's in reference to wiping, either standing up or sitting down

[symple19]

lol, i'm a sitter w/ babywipes

[IceColdBrewski]

[DarkReign]

People don't stand?

You honestly stand?

I swear, I never knew adults stood to wipe. I honestly didnt. Thats so ing weird...and gross.

[Soul_Patch]

how do you even wipe your ass standing? dont your butt cheeks squeeze together? wouldnt that just smash the up and down your crack?

i thought standing was something 4 year olds did...no offense.

[z0sa]

The ? If you stand, you probably need a helmet to go about daily life.

[Melmart1]

If you stand, you either have to manually open your own cheeks or bend forward, which is not something you want to do when you have your pants around your ankles.

[peewee's lovechild]

You honestly stand?

I swear, I never knew adults stood to wipe. I honestly didnt. Thats so ing weird...and gross.

I honestly don't know anymore. I'm confused.

I want to go take a now just so I can know exactly how I do it. I think I'll post a video of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you stand, you either have to manually open your own cheeks or bend forward, which is not something you want to do when you have your pants around your ankles.

I just take off my pants when I'm in the ter.

I put them on that hook by the stall door.

[Whisky Dog]

I had a friend who used to always stand to wipe. It wasn't because of how he was raised, or race or anything like that. No, he stood so he could check out his handiwork and if he was suitably impressed, he would move to the next stall over and wipe there leaving his magnificence for all to see.

Now THAT is a man and a half. I'd shake his hand for that. I do like the diea of standing for admiration. When you sit and try and peek, you kinda stare between your legs, but your ass shades your project.

[Whisky Dog]

I just prop my leg up against the sink in a Capt Morgan stance, get the wet wipes, and go to work.

[Whisky Dog]

If you stand, you either have to manually open your own cheeks or bend forward, which is not something you want to do when you have your pants around your ankles.

Where are you ting, in a maximum security prison?

[thispego]

I think obese people have to stand. Tpark, you notice any difference in your wiping technique between now and roughly a year ago?

[leemajors]

Standing in and of itself is odd enough to me, but standing and facing the toilet is even more bizarre. Maybe that was what Mel was referring to?

[jaffies]

I usually lay down.

Or just shake vigorously.

[circ]

, now I have to go download some scat vids and compare.

[Udokafan05]

Very funny article

[jman3000]

ha... I started a thread on this in the Troll forum a few months ago.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Try using this damn thing:



I was forced to use this on an Italian beach and it scarred me for life.

[DarkReign]

Wait....it looks as though you have to squat, then throw your used papaer in the waste basket?!

Thats so ing disgusting.

My brother-in-law travels a lot and he said in Korea, they basically just have a hole in the floor for you to do your business.