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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movi...arate-kid.html

    Great unintentional comedy moment when Jackie Chan tells the little kid to "jacket off"

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    Everyone involved with this project needs to be shot.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Jackie Chan should die of gonorrhea.

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    Jaden smith plays karate kid

    yeah, I will go to my grave and never watch this movie.

    btw, Japanese practice KARATE.....Mr. Miyagi was JAPANESE

    Chinese = kung fu, wing chun, wu shu

    so it should have been called

    THE KUNG FU KID

    idiots
    Last edited by MiamiHeat; 12-22-2009 at 11:32 PM.

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    oh my god

    they are going to do a "rap" version of "You're the Best" aren't they....

    even worse

    I bet it's going to be rapped by jaden smith

    kill me now.

    i am going to boycott Will Smith if he starts pushing his son on us like this

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    Karate Kid reborn.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    will smith and his ing assclown son.

    Jaden Smith, wtf.

    Ralph Maccio should go on a shooting spree after this .

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    Massive FAIL!!!

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    Everyone involved with this project needs to be shot.
    There must be a slower, more painful option.

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    Can you imagine the powers that be in the meeting room, behind closed doors.

    "But how can we possibly improve on the Karate Kid?"

    "Well we can make the lead character black."

    "Black? That's a great idea....Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

    "Will Smith! It can't fail!"

    "I got an even better idea. JADEN Smith."

    "You're a genius."

    "I Know."

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    I don't like the idea, but I am a fan of Jackie Chan. Karate Kid was a classic, definitely shouldn't have chosen that name. Now it has a ton to live up to. Whoever decided on making this movie has some serious balls to call it Karate Kid and making it in friggin China. Talk about a dumb move.

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    Can you imagine the powers that be in the meeting room, behind closed doors.

    "But how can we possibly improve on the Karate Kid?"

    "Well we can make the lead character black."

    "Black? That's a great idea....Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

    "Will Smith! It can't fail!"

    "I got an even better idea. JADEN Smith."

    "You're a genius."

    "I Know."

    This conversation has actually taken place several times in the years following the release of the original Karate Kid:



    "What if we make it so the new kid in town gets trained by Bruce Lee's ghost to fight the bully?" No Retreat, No Surrender

    "What if we make it so the dorky kid gets trained by imaginary Chuck Norris to fight the bully?" Side Kicks

    "What if we make it so the new kid gets trained by a wise old janitor played by Billy Blanks to the fight bully? Showdown

    "What if we make it so the new gets trained in mma by a wise old guy to fight bully?" Never Back Down

    "What if we make it so that the new kid is a girl?" The Next Karate Kid

    "What if we make it so that the new kid is black and the Fresh Prince does all the music?" Karate Kid 2010

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    what I really wanna know is .....is he gonna sweep the leg?

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    2% of me wants to see this because of Jackie Chan.. then rest wants to puke.

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    The whole Chinese thing is that parts that unforgivable.

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    Believe. ynh's Avatar
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    Mr. Myagi is rolling in his grave.

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    2% of me wants to see this because of Jackie Chan.. then rest wants to puke.

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    karate kid is one of those movies that should never be re-done

    its classic beyond imagination

    and its impossible to imitate the humor of daniel getting beat up

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    sup stretch

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    The only good that can come out of this is the game will certainly be better this time around


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    LOL! I had forgotten all about that Karate Kid Chuck Norris movie. I watched that movie a ton when I was a kid.

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    Think I'm gonna

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    Looks like 3 Ninjas, but worse.

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    Karate Kid...what's next...Nightmare on Elm Street...

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    Karate Kid...what's next...Nightmare on Elm Street...
    Yes, per that link...

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