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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    Cart McCry is a walking vag. I know I shoulda listened to Mookie. He saw through the empty stats and saw the true soft, neocon, coddled, ruth-filled non-compe or. Any human worth their carbon gets back up from that love tap and at least gives it a shot. If he was actually feeling any pain, cortisone would have at least let him attempt not to wuss out.

    I knew he was a sissy going in but I didn't quite have Mookie's complete knowledge. Cart cried last game after times got rough. This time a generic run of the mill tackle knocks him out of the biggest game of his life without any fight.

    UT would have crominated if Cart doesn't go Cart. Alabama was helpless against any complicated passing play. If that Gilbert kid had any seasoning at all, UT would have won. Cart should have gone on and cashed in on the NFL last season. Gilbert, complete with his moxy, would have led this team to the championship. Cart would have fooled someone into giving him some guaranteed money. Now? After that wusstastic performance? He's probably a second day pick. I wouldn't touch him if I ran an NFL team. That neocon will get eaten alive on the next level.

    I apologize to Mookie for not listening closer. I also laugh at all the Cart slurpers who were enthralled by his 97.5% completion percentage and his 283742 meaningless wins.



    P.S.

    I can't wait for the stories to leak out about how serious the injury is. To save Cart's rep, reports will leak that he broke and tore ever possible structure on his upper torso. Corso knows the truth. We know the truth. The sissy was fine. In fact, I've never seen a QB so healthy. What an emo flamer.


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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Yew jest kant do teengs like dat!

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    we know this.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    eggzaclee

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    i don't know what it is, but when i see cart mccry posts, i want more

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    these are things we know.

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    hnaturally Colt McCoy didn't give God enough Glory.

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    chode bloaded I said
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    I'd buy that for a dollar!

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    these are things we know.
    right on scroh

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    What pisses me more is how Nick Saban beat our collective s in with simple NeoCon ting blitzes, and had his cornfed country boys ready to crominate.

    I hope Cart McCry takes his inverted vagina back in a seperate UT bus and rides all the way back to ATx using only toll roads.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    it's like every time i breath, it's pure powah

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    What pisses me more is how Nick Saban beat our collective s in with simple NeoCon ting blitzes, and had his cornfed country boys ready to crominate.

    I hope Cart McCry takes his inverted vagina back in a seperate UT bus and rides all the way back to ATx using only toll roads.


    McCry doesn't want to go to the sidelines and have a talk with the ollllll ball coach efter det one.

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    I knew Cart was a sissy, but I didn't KNOW it. Being void of huthle, muthle and true Texan gumption should have been a clue. I should have known this, we know this ... now.

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    I knew Cart was a sissy, but I didn't KNOW it. Being void of huthle, muthle and true Texan gumption should have been a clue. I should have known this, we know this ... now.
    Colt wanted to come back in timvp. They didn't let him though.

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    Rofl, Cart McCry got the hitttstiickk! tonite!

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    Colt wanted to come back in timvp. They didn't let him though.
    And I'm sure further tests will show an unfunny life-threatening crushed humerus, a bloated rotator cuff and upper appendage AIDS. The spin job will have to be massive to save Cart's rep. We'll see if anyone buys it.

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    And I'm sure further tests will show an unfunny life-threatening crushed humerus, a bloated rotator cuff and upper appendage AIDS. The spin job will have to be massive to save Cart's rep. We'll see if anyone buys it.
    You don't believe that Colt really tried to come back in the game? That was what reports said. That he tried to come back and they didn't let him.

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    Look on the bright side UT fans. The next time Vince Young is feeling emo and debating whether or not to blow his brains out, he can look at what happened tonight and know that no matter how big of a pussy he's worried he might be, he's knows he's not the biggest pussy to ever play quarterback for UT.

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    And I'm sure further tests will show an unfunny life-threatening crushed humerus, a bloated rotator cuff and upper appendage AIDS. The spin job will have to be massive to save Cart's rep. We'll see if anyone buys it.
    +1


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    You don't believe that Colt really tried to come back in the game? That was what reports said. That he tried to come back and they didn't let him.
    Cart tried as hard to get back into the game as Mookie tries to befriend wayward Aggies who have lost their way and only want to play hide the rifle, we know this.

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    Cart should go eat some spaghetti since it's on his sweater already.

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    that's some Es EEE ceee football there right down the rod..

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    Cart tried as hard to get back into the game as Mookie tries to befriend wayward Aggies who have lost their way and only want to play hide the rifle, we know this.

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    he's white ... what else did you expect?

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