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[ShoogarBear]

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"I don't know, I've only had him three years."

[jaffies]

A man and his dog are sitting at an internet cafe on a Friday evening. The Spurstalk forums are flooding with threads after a Spurs loss, including a SequSpur thread led, "Spurs suck again".

Suddenly, the dog jumps up and says, "Not this again! In before the lock!"

The shocked cafe owner says, "Wow, that's amazing! Why does he do that while reading SequSpur threads?"

"Because he hates useless threads," replies the dog's owner.

The cafe owner then asked what happens when the dog reads a good Sequ thread, to which the man replied,

"I don't know, I've only had him three years."

[L.I.T]

A man and his dog are sitting at an internet cafe on a Friday evening. The Spurstalk forums are flooding with threads after a Spurs loss, including a SequSpur thread led, "Spurs suck again".

Suddenly, the dog jumps up and says, "Not this again! In before the lock!"

The shocked cafe owner says, "Wow, that's amazing! Why does he do that while reading SequSpur threads?"

"Because he hates useless threads," replies the dog's owner.

The cafe owner then asked what happens when the dog reads a good Sequ thread, to which the man replied,

"I don't know, I've only had him three years."

Ok, I can't top that. Not even going try.

[Bender]

Ok, I can't top that. Not even going try.

yeah, I had the same thought. Was gonna attempt something, but figured jaffies would be better than mine, so...

clever idea for a thread though.