7. Dwayne Jones, Austin Toros (17.4 ppg, 15.1 rpg, 2.5 bpg, 66% FG) - I hate that I had to be the one to defend Dwayne Jones, but since I ranked him highest, here goes nothing: He FREAKING SLEEPWALKS WHILE AVERAGING SEVENTEEN POINTS AND FIFTEEN FREAKING REBOUNDS! YES, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING LIKE HE'S TRYING, HE MAKES OTHER D-LEAGUER'S LOOK SO INFERIOR THAT THEY'D BE BETTER OFF TAKING THE ROCK'S ADVICE ON WHAT MOVIES TO ACT IN AS OPPOSED TO TRYING TO OUTREBOUND THIS BEHEMOTH. There, happy? I hate all that he stands for, but he's killing the D-League. He's also averaging 6.2 offensive rebounds per game.