Joke: Perfect Story

[Taco]

Subject: perfect story


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the

side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and

the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.



Question: Who was the survivor?





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Answer:



The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.



**** Men keep scrolling.


























So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is
REALLY the end of the joke.



*** Men Keep scrolling
















By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen

[Slomo]

[Guru of Nothing]

The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

[Taco]

^^ Ouch