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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
    "He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

    Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    All right pal, let's have that link

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    well we now know what the future holds for Jimcs50...except his will be sports and porn forums...

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    @ the story.

    48 forums? Damn, I can hardly keep up with one.

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    For the humor-impaired out there...it's satire.

    http://publications.mediapost.com/in...&art_aid=29415

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