Who would win in a knife fight between Don Miguel and the Red Baron?

[Findog]

Both fine products can be found at your local grocery store:

http://www.donmiguel.com/

http://www.redbaron.com/

[Findog]

Pros for the Red Baron:

- Being a WWI era German pilot, the Red Baron looks like he has the unrequited love for another man. That kind of sexual frustration is jet fuel for his rage.

- His lightning quick reflexes, tactical mind, and ability to keep his cool under pressure do still translate to the ground. Also, better mustache.

[Findog]

Pros for Don Miguel:

- I think he would fight dirty.

- Don Miguel is a sorcerer, or brujo, as they say in Northern Mexico. His superior awareness and mental powers are due to his cultivation of mushrooms, datura and peyote, which he uses to reach a heightened state of consciousness not available to us mere mortals. He is also fortified by delicious Don Miguel frozen tv dinners. Don Miguel is not one to cross.

[Xylus]

Better question: Which tastes more delicious when you're high?

[Findog]

Better question: Which tastes more delicious when you're high?

Tombstone Pizza.

[mavs>spurs2]

Whatever takes your mind off of the mess that is the Dallas Mavericks organization I guess..

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The Red Baron was what I ate growing up so I voted for him. He'd kick Don Miguel's ass.

[Findog]

I like to get a plain cheese Tombstone Pizza, then sprinkle on some basil and gourmet toppings from Central Market. A frozen pizza can easily be transformed into something much better.

[Findog]

The Red Baron was what I ate growing up so I voted for him. He'd kick Don Miguel's ass.

You speak blasphemy!

[I. Hustle]

Don Miguel. Mexican. 'nuff said.

[IronMexican]

What the is Don Miguel?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I like to get a plain cheese Tombstone Pizza, then sprinkle on some basil and gourmet toppings from Central Market. A frozen pizza can easily be transformed into something much better.

+1

Reheatable food has a negative label and it's unfortunate. Idk how many times I've brought chicken wings to a tailgate I bought in a package at Sam's Club, reheated them in the oven for 20 minutes, poured some honey barbaque sauce on them, and then gave people the impression they were some home made fancy production.

[badfish22]

+1

Reheatable food has a negative label and it's unfortunate. Idk how many times I've brought chicken wings I bought in a package at Sam's Club, reheated them in the oven for 20 minutes, poured some honey barbaque sauce on them, and then gave people the impression they were some home made fancy production.

I did the exact thing last night lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I did the exact thing last night lmao

They taste just as good as chicken wings people rave about making themselves, the only difference is I bought my on sale and was able to cook them in the disposable tin foil platter I brought to the tail gate so I didn't have to clean .

[Findog]

What the is Don Miguel?

Tasty-ass processed frozen tv dinners.

[Findog]

Let's not forget this:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141719

[mardigan]

A frozen pizza can easily be transformed into something much better.

A can of tuna in olive oil on top of a frozen cheese pizza with parmesan sprinkled on top is game over .

[Findog]

A can of tuna in olive oil on top of a frozen cheese pizza with parmesan sprinkled on top is game over .

I'll have to try that.

[resistanze]

I'm guessing the Red Baron hates Mexicans with a racist passion, so probably him.