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  1. #1
    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    UTSA Roadrunners
    go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your name.

    What is the definition of your name?

    Here is one of mine i was kind of confused about...

    A term used to describe a mentally re ed cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

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    33-49 Xylus's Avatar
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    Phoenix Suns
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    Arizona Wildcats
    1. Nick

    The most amazing person alive with a huge penis.

    Nick has a huge penis

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
    Location
    South LA, where it's at.
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    24,616
    NBA Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
    College
    USC Trojans
    BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.
    I thought that was pretty funny. I'm not a player. I hardly ever even get laid.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
    Name
    Veronica Lynn
    Location
    Texas
    Post Count
    24,451
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    veronica
    Generally ambitious, kind, caring, smart, loyal.
    But
    1. Can be self centered at times.
    2. Doesn't know when to stop doing the wrong thing.
    3. Can't read people very easily.
    4. Can be randomly mean when she feels it is necessary.
    5. An over-achiever at times but is too lazy for her own good.
    If she is quiet, but loud, she is definitely a Veronica.


    Lynn


    1. Lynn

    One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
    A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.

    2. Lynn
    Noun: A woman to be loved, and treasured! Someone that brings total bliss to your life! A very honest, loyal, and trustworthy person!
    Verb: A woman who sets your mind on fire! Someone that blows your mind!

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    UTSA Roadrunners
    I thought that was pretty funny. I'm not a player. I hardly ever even get laid.
    lol...

    Here is another of mine...this one comes up first:

    The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

    did you see eric...damn that is fine!

  6. #6
    Shutty.. Bukefal's Avatar
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    6,394
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
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    Texas Longhorns
    A sex machine some may call him. Usually has es talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his and have him in their eye.
    If someone is named like this, they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    UTSA Roadrunners
    Haha...wtf

    ONE OF THE FUNNEST, HOTTEST, STRONGEST,GUYS EVER.HE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PENISES I HAVE EVER SAW. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DO NOT EVER PASS IT UP. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A LOSER.

    YOU: 8----D
    ERIC: 8---------------------------D

    MAN ONE DAY I HOPE I CAN MEET AN ERIC.
    Who knew that urban dictionary had all the truths!?!

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    In Limbo mardigan's Avatar
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    Seth Hill
    Location
    Austin
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    9,801
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    North Carolina Tar Heels
    The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    SA
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    10,505
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    USC Trojans

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    San Antonio, TX
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    12,449
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
    Name
    Veronica Lynn
    Location
    Texas
    Post Count
    24,451
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hley%20&page=2

    # 8 - Awsome, great, loyal, amzing person. Has lots of passion there for knows how to treat people. They are romantic, and nice. They can be flirts, but not mean wrong they consume the people around them with there bright energize and smile.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Denton, TX
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    9,674
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas A&M Aggies
    A lot, if not most, of the guys' names on UD have a secondary definition praising their endowment.

    chris:

    is a slang for huge

    like incredibly huge.
    oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
    Location
    Denton, TX
    Post Count
    9,674
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas A&M Aggies
    That's not to say at least a FEW of them aren't accurate.


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    Veteran RGMCSE's Avatar
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    2,279
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    San Antonio Spurs
    n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings. "Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
    "Yeah man, that was some ed-up ."




    buy robert mugs, tshirts and magnets
    A cu ber shaped being who is an expert at satisfying. He brings happiness, joy and excitement to life.
    'Wow! I just got a wonderful dose of Robert! I'm set to go!!! ' said Virginia



    Rob

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    fuk yo team clown tp2021's Avatar
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    ATX
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    5,452
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Mav Country
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    San Antonio Spurs
    spurminator isn't defined yet.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    17,464
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Wow, this is spot on!

    a fun-loving, energetic girl who sings and dances around the house. very caring and kind and CLEAN. a good woman and a hard worker who loves her family more than anything! Has a head on her shoulders and lots of common sense. can be ditzy at times, earning her the nick-name of pheebs.

    1. A bipolar bi polar bear.

    2. A very sexual person.

    3. An adorable, funny and dorky person. ticklish and says the word "kitty" perfectly! Really important person.

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    BOOMER SOONER!!!!!!! pkbpkb81's Avatar
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    San Antonio Spurs
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    Oklahoma Sooners
    BEVO means loves the see also mack and colt

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    24,173
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    Dallas Mavericks
    College
    Ole Miss Rebels
    A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
    A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
    A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
    I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Portland
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    28,727
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    Portland Trail Blazers
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    Oregon State Beavers
    noun: a totally sexy kid who is so fine that all the girls want him and he is sweet at sports. Hes the kind of kid that your mom would want you to date.
    verb: to "tommy" means to have the best sex ever with a girl
    "That Ryan kid wishes he was more of a tommy"
    "Dude, i totally tommyed that girl last night"

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
    Post Count
    22,076
    NBA Team
    Sacramento Kings
    that ridiculous hot girl

    ---

    Stunning, intellectual youth of the female origin. Always enthusiastic about both housework and socialising with the presence of alcohol. PERFECT.

    ---

    A really pretty girl who is the envy of all her friends.
    Typical party girl.
    someone who looks like a supermodel
    especially if they have red hair.

    ---

    That mysterious girl that you saw once, but don't know whether you'll see her again. nice hair!

    ---

    ****, a girl who is extremely good looking and always looking for sex. Her main feature is her fantastic succulent ass, which is truly arousing. **** is a fabulous grinder and like to get low. **** is a superb female; she enjoys being around male of Indian origin.
    India Indian? Or Native American Indian?

  22. #22
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
    Location
    Portland
    Post Count
    28,727
    NBA Team
    Portland Trail Blazers
    College
    Oregon State Beavers
    India Indian? Or Native American Indian?
    Since it's capitalized I'm guessing India Indian.

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    6,562
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    San Antonio Spurs
    A kid who always seems to be doing something outrageous or out of the ordinary. Hey, check out that XXX sculpting herself out of marshmallows!



    XXX is a french sexy lady who normally does crazy stuff out of the ordinary which usually makes people laugh. She is very entertaining.
    Look at XXX, she's standing on the table with a weird hat on and shades while talking to these hot guys.



    XXX is a beautiful, loving, sexy creature that hates anything with the name Thomas and refuses to have intercourse with anyone that has that name. aka Thomas
    XXX doesn't have intercourse with people of the name Thomas...

  24. #24
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
    Name
    Yvonne
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    17,464
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    "that ridiculous hot girl"

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    6,562
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    San Antonio Spurs
    "that ridiculous hot girl"
    Glad you got the "router" working!!!



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