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  1. #1
    Al Davis' son Hank the Tank's Avatar
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    Michigan State Spartans
    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    I'm going to Limbo!

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of - Limbo!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

  2. #2
    Ragecycling.com Vinnie_Johnson's Avatar
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    Moved out of the cold to Santa Barbara
    Post Count
    13,796
    NBA Team
    Detroit Pistons
    College
    Michigan State Spartans
    I will be in level 2 see you all there.

  3. #3
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    22,076
    NBA Team
    Sacramento Kings
    Sixth Level of - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of .

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    (Click on a level for more info)

    Level -- Who are sent there? -- Score
    Purgatory -- Repenting Believers -- Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo -- Virtuous Non-Believers -- Low
    Level 2 -- Lustful -- Very High
    Level 3 -- Gluttonous -- High
    Level 4 -- Prodigal and Avaricious -- Very Low
    Level 5
    -- Wrathful and Gloomy -- Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis
    -- Heretics -- Very High
    Level 7 -- Violent -- Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge -- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers -- Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus -- Treacherous -- High
    Of the three levels for which I scored "very high," I think they went with the wrong one. I had me pegged for level 2.

  4. #4
    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    UCLA Bruins
    Sixth level... I guess the not going to church and not believing in god questions hold a lot of weight.

  5. #5
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    22,076
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    Sacramento Kings
    Sixth level... I guess the not going to church and not believing in god questions hold a lot of weight.
    Quite a bit of weight, would be my guess. I thought for sure the same sex attraction/sexual activity questions would have gotten me in with the lusties.

  6. #6
    Esse quam videri ploto's Avatar
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    10,994
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    Purgatory


    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level Who are sent there? Score

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful Low
    Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

  7. #7
    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Mav Country
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    37,263
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Eigth Level of - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




    Wow, WTF... I didn't think my answers were that bad. Is it because I masturbate?

  8. #8
    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    MI
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    5,054
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Third Level of

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    In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.



    Oh my.

  9. #9
    Ragecycling.com Vinnie_Johnson's Avatar
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    Moved out of the cold to Santa Barbara
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    13,796
    NBA Team
    Detroit Pistons
    College
    Michigan State Spartans
    Eigth Level of - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




    Wow, WTF... I didn't think my answers were that bad. Is it because I masturbate?
    Damn Demon seed WTF

  10. #10
    Al Davis' son Hank the Tank's Avatar
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    MI
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    Michigan State Spartans
    Well no one is spending their eternity with Satan yet. lol. Even though I think the 8th Circle sounds worse than the 9th.

  11. #11
    bandwagon hater
    Post Count
    8,385
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Sixth Level of - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of .

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


    Either way, I have nothing to worry about. Heaven doesnt want me and s afraid I'll take over anyway.... so there...

  12. #12
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    6,562
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    Purgatory for a few years!! I'll be scrubbing toilet bowls for a while!!!

  13. #13
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Erde-Tyrene
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    28,372
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    San Antonio Spurs
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

  14. #14
    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    Northern Arizona
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    10,090
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    Phoenix Suns
    College
    Arizona Wildcats
    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | High
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

  15. #15
    Banned
    Location
    Miami
    Post Count
    7,516
    NBA Team
    Miami Heat
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of - Limbo!

    First Level of - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

  16. #16
    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    San Antonio
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    14,886
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    eighth, the only one very high ..

  17. #17
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
    Name
    Yvonne
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    17,464
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    San Antonio Spurs
    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of !

    Second Level of

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appe e for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

    Only level 2 was very high; and I answered "no" to the same-sex questions

  18. #18
    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
    Location
    The Gables
    Post Count
    13,263
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    Is this real?

  19. #19
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
    Location
    Australia
    Post Count
    10,568
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    Purgatory

    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

  20. #20
    Do you expect me to talk? DieMrBond's Avatar
    Location
    Perth, Western Australia
    Post Count
    992
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of - The City of Dis!

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of .

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

  21. #21
    dangerous floater Winehole23's Avatar
    Name
    noneya beezwax
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Post Count
    90,214
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    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    Level two. Too lustful.

    Purgatory
    Repenting Believers High
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2
    Lustful High
    Level 3
    Gluttonous Low
    Level 4
    Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis
    Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus
    Treacherous Low

  22. #22
    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
    Post Count
    4,360
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Fifth Level of

    The river Styx runs through this level of , and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.




    Waterfront property!

  23. #23
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
    Location
    Silver Spring, MD
    Post Count
    39,519
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of !

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Moderate
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

  24. #24
    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    5764 Miles ENE from SA
    Post Count
    7,438
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of !

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


    Hmmmm...

  25. #25
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,173
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Second Level of

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appe e for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of DisHeretics High
    Level 7 Violent Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

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