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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    Cavaliers to attempt Snuggie-wearin' world record
    By J.E. Skeets



    There are a lot of weird Guinness world records out there, from the "World's Fastest Furniture" (a couch that can go 92 mph) to the "World's Longest Eyebrow" (3½ inches) to the "World's Tallest Snowman" (former Philadelphia 76ers center Shawn Bradley).

    Well, here's another to add to the list: "Largest Gathering of People Wearing Fleece Blankets."

    That's right, every fan at the Cleveland Cavaliers' March 5 game against the Detroit Pistons will wear a limited edition Snuggie before the game's tip-off. After five snuggly minutes, the Guinness World Record adjudicator will give the official word that the record for, um, "largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets" has been set.

    Fans cheer, flashbulbs ignite, LeBron dislocates his shoulder trying to disrobe the fleece straightjacket.

    Welcome to Cleveland, Antawn.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Gay.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    lol Sideshow Bob...

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    What's the world coming to when you can't tell serious articles from Onion articles anymore?

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    whoever made this snuggie bull had a lot of money because i see it getting advertised a lot

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    GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry Thunder Dan's Avatar
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    is that for real?

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    Gettin' Old ffadicted's Avatar
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    I ing hate the Cavs, I'd much rather see Kobe win his 5th to be honest

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    It is what it is. Mark in Austin's Avatar
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    What's the world coming to when you can't tell serious articles from Onion articles anymore?

    Not sure. I'll get back to you tonight after the late news with Jon Stewart...

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    I didn't know Sideshow Bob was a grand dragon. That has to create some locker room issues.

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    wow wtf

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    What size do you guys wear?

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    Snuggie..damn bathrobe worn backwards...why the didn't I think of that. lol

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