Man jailbreaks IN for sex...

[CosmicCowboy]

sometimes life really is stranger than fiction...

Man Breaks into Jail for Sex with Girlfriend

Updated: Monday, 22 Feb 2010, 7:42 AM EST
Published : Monday, 22 Feb 2010, 7:36 AM EST

(The Sun) - A horny German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself, The Sun reported Monday.

Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover's "grunts and groans" kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated."

"It was like a bad porno movie," one inmate said.

Eberhardt climbed up a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to get in the jail in the city of Bielefeld, northern Germany.

Prosecutors said he will go on trial for trespassing next month.

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

[Dex]

The irony of getting sent to jail for sneaking into jail.

If the dude had a skeleton key and knew how to evade the cameras, why didn't he just sneak his girlfriend out?

[florige]

Either he had access to a guard and paid him or her off, or that is the worst jail system on the planet.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The irony of getting sent to jail for sneaking into jail.

If the dude had a skeleton key and knew how to evade the cameras, why didn't he just sneak his girlfriend out?

Why break the cow out of the barn when you can steal the milk for free?

[IronMexican]

Real men of genius. This one's to you, Mr. Sneak into jail to bone your GF.

[angel_luv]

SFIE

What a story.

The only thing that could make that story funnier is if the German guy was Dirk and he was sneaking it to see his ex.

[Xylus]

Totally worth it.

[JudynTX]

Real men of genius. This one's to you, Mr. Sneak into jail to bone your GF.

[bus driver]

she must be the best piece of ass in germany....

[mrsmaalox]

for trying to stay faithful!

[Whisky Dog]

Didn't seinfeld do an episode where costanza showed us the greatness of prison girlfriend?

[Spur-Addict]

Real men of genius. This one's to you, Mr. Sneak into jail to bone your GF.

[symple19]

Real men of genius. This one's to you, Mr. Sneak into jail to bone your GF.

[greyforest]

Either he had access to a guard and paid him or her off, or that is the worst jail system on the planet.

i dunno i've seen danish prisons

they let prisoners out during christmas

[exstatic]

Why break the cow out of the barn when you can steal the milk for free?

Real men of genius. This one's to you, Mr. Sneak into jail to bone your GF.

[jack sommerset]

The best part of this newspaper article are the first few words "A horny German man"