Let me try my hand at translating:
"It's one of the best moments of my life"
Manu spoke about how freaking great he is.
How has this series against Denver been?
-Very difficult, we hit the crapper during the fourth quarter of the first game and gave these morons hope. They have limited offensive weapons and a proven playoff loser as a coach, but thanks to that first game meltdown we need to keep getting better to come out winners of this series.
What is needed of the Spurs for them to come out winners of this round?
Didn't I just answer this question? What are you. . .deaf?! Next question.
How is your experience in this year's playoffs compared to last year's?
-I'm a freaking all-star this year! That's the primary difference. And see this gold medal hanging around my neck??? All I can say is scoreboard mutha fvckers!
What are your feelings when playing in the Playoffs?
-It's something unique, I love it and every player should experience it. Occassionally my nerves act up and I have to pee right before pregame introductions, but I hold it in until halftime. Other than that it's pretty much the usual, usual for me. Score points, win games, yada yada yada. My plan is to reach the finals, of course, because I am, as they say in my country, Numero Uno!
Can you compare the intensity of the Playoffs with the intensity of other tournaments like the Olympics?
-The Playoffs last a lot longer than the Olympics, and the cheerleaders are hotter. The fact that I receive a big fat paycheck versus a gold medallion is not a bad NBA perk either. The Olympics basically wore me out for this never-ending post season created to make the owners rich, but I'm going to get through it because I am, as they say in my country, Numero Uno!
How ready is San Antonio for these Playoffs?
-For a banged up hodge-podge of international and aging local talent taking orders from a pock-marked militeristic control freak we're in pretty good shape. This is a great team, especially considering our salary base, I think we can reach the finals and as usual we'll fight for the best seats on the team's charter.
And your teammates?
-What the fvck do you keep asking me the same questions over and over for? Did you prescript your questions and now are too stupid to deviate from your little notepad? You're a moron! Next question. Fvck!
What do you think of the presense of another Argentinian in the Playoffs?
-One guy's got a bum knee and another plays on a team with no chance of reaching the finals. For what it's worth I'm happy for them, I guess. But, as I like to say in my country, I am Numero Uno! So who gives a fvck about those other guys.
What's your oppinion on the record number of latin players in the Playoffs?
-WTF? You are one racist muther fvcker. When my Spurs win the le there will be only one latin player that matters. . .me! Numero Uno! I'll have the NBA trophy to put next to my gold medal! This interview is officially over. Get out of my face!
I think that's how it went if I'm not mistaken, my spanish is a little rusty.