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    Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q. Where will the government get this money?
    A. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
    A. Oh, be quiet.

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    So this isn't actually Obama.

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    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.
    Actually, the govt. is taking more of your retirement money than we are borrowing from just China...

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    What is the purpose of this payment?
    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
    Remember when the GOP gave back every family $2k? What do you think that was about?

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    Actually, the govt. is taking more of your retirement money than we are borrowing from just China...
    Remember when the GOP gave back every family $2k? What do you think that was about?
    It's just a joke Dan. No need to fact check it.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    It's just a joke Dan. No need to fact check it.
    ..fact check it if you want...In his first year, Obama has been more pro-business than pro-progressive agenda..

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    Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q. Where will the government get this money?
    A. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
    A. Oh, be quiet.
    I like that. Can I use that in my signature?

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    If you want. Just a chain email I got.

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    The only chain mail i get is from my dad-Funny redneck pictures.

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