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    Student of Liberty Galileo's Avatar
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    The Senator Goes Home

    While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

    “No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

    “Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

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    http://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/20...tor-goes-home/


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    dangerous floater Winehole23's Avatar
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    Funny joke.

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    Agreed.

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