Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
    Location
    Portland
    Post Count
    28,727
    NBA Team
    Portland Trail Blazers
    College
    Oregon State Beavers
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/res...welcome,17172/

    SAN JOSE, CA—The abandoned baby robin rescued by 7-year-old Todd Jeffries Friday morning has long since overstayed its welcome, Sycamore Drive sources reported. "It was adorable when he first brought the bird home," said father Ken. "We thought it would be a chance for him to learn about compassion and how to take care of another living creature. But it's been five days, the damn thing squawks all night long, and I've already spent 25 bucks on mealworms." According to Jeffries, he's giving the bird two more days to learn how to fly and then he's going to snap its neck and be done with it.

  2. #2
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
    Post Count
    26,358
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    So they are giving the bird the bird?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •