Ray Allen, Jerome James, Bill Clinton

[GSH]

I just realized - I don't like anybody who has two first names. So I started thinking... what else might they have in common? Let's see...

Ray Allen turns and makes passes - Bill Clinton makes passes at interns.
Jerome James drives a Hummer to work - Bill Clinton got a hummer at work.
Ray and Bill both began scoring more after moving to Washington.
In college, Bill Clinton earned a Ph.D. - Jerome James learned how to spell it.
Ray Allen worked hard to get drafted - Bill Clinton worked hard to avoid getting drafted - Jerome James worked hard to get a draft beer.
Ray Allen comes to work, dresses, and shoots - Bill Clinton comes to work and shoots on dresses.
When questioned, Bill Clinton didn't know the meaning of the word "is" - on his college entrance exam, that was the only question Jerome James got right.
Jerome James is so strong, he can palm a ball in each hand - Bill Clinton is so powerful, he can get someone to do it for him.
When asked about being a reserve on All-Star weekend, Ray Allen said, "I'm just glad I could come". - Bill Clinton said the same thing about having sex with a 19 year old intern.
Bill Clinton plays the saxophone - Jerome James thinks Sax-o-phone is a 1-900 service.

And finally...
When all three of them go to work, there is a lot of banging and taking it to the hole.

[DannyF]

Nice post, very clever.
But, I bet you didn't know that James was pre-law in college. At that world famous law school of Florida A & M.

[slayermin]

I just got a peek into your psyche with that post.

I did enjoy reading it, though.

[T Park]

they obviously will take any moron into Pre Law if they accepted Jerome James.

[Quasar]

Hahah that was quite a nice play on words

[Kori Ellis]

Very funny and creative post.