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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    my piece of trash neighbors turned their ing pitbull out yesterday and he mauled my rooster right on my doorstep then ran home with him...I ran down there and took him away from him...I am not posting pictures of what he looks like now but it is definitely not pretty...lucky for that damn dog he didn't go for me...I was ready and willing to kill him...

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    Nice ! I have your on my desktop now! It shure is beautiful!

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    But, seriously... I would have killed that son-of-a- for mauling your that way!!

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    a private viewing could probably be arranged...

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    a private viewing could probably be arranged...
    Just like Mr. John Wayne to have his out there for the world to see. And to offer a private showing! You are such a bad boy! And y to boot!

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    Come on CC! I want to see what the rooster looks like now!

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    Pit Bulls can be extremely dangerous...Their jaws with can crunch bones with ease...Your bare hands are no match for a pit bull...Since this pooch may now enjoy the taste of blood, count on him to return for more...No since getting riled up or going off half/ ed...Spend a couple hundred dollars to protect your critters, puppies etc & trap the fearless pooch....

    I doubt that any neighbor who owns & lets a pit bull wonder around will be open to a reasonable discussion...But that is just me...

    This will solve the problem...

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    No pun intended.

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    You'd get more hits on this thread with a le of "Pitbull mauled my on my doorstep!"

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Pit Bulls can be extremely dangerous...Their jaws with can crunch bones with ease...Your bare hands are no match for a pit bull...Since this pooch may now enjoy the taste of blood, count on him to return for more...No since getting riled up or going off half/ ed...Spend a couple hundred dollars to protect your critters, puppies etc & trap the fearless pooch....

    I doubt that any neighbor who owns & lets a pit bull wonder around will be open to a reasonable discussion...But that is just me...

    This will solve the problem...
    naaa...if he comes back he is leavin next time in my garbage can on trash day.

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    CC- I have played this Pit bull game...They are smart...Plus You don’t want your own dogs getting mauled fighting this stupid thing...You could bait & trap that critter & be done with it...

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    Why don't you just shoot him with a pump shottie right to the face, and end of story...

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    I think maybe there is more to the whole story...

    The Pit Bull Owner...

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    i would never a pit bull

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    So Sportcamper, are you telling CC to bait that trap with his ? I mean CC's told some monster stories here, but I don't know that his could attract a pitbull from next door that easily?

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    Don't worry... CC has enough firepower and markmanship to protect his .

    Maybe it's time to rehash the "two turkeys with one shot" story for the new folks....

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    Don't worry... CC has enough firepower and markmanship to protect his .

    Maybe it's time to rehash the "two turkeys with one shot" story for the new folks....
    How many women were in that story?

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    I wouldn’t know.... But I have heard...(from forum posts)... that roast turkey...works very well & dogs like the seasoning in Kentucky Fried Chicken...

    Once they are in the cage simply drive then to a humane society in another county...Animal Control Workers are not fond of Pit Bulls either...(Or so I have read)....Problem Solved...

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    did you talk to the neighbors?

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    yeah i cant wait until i read how john wayne knew this bisexual pitbull breeder who he seduced on a beach and ended up with sand in his ass and then her lover showed up and he had to bury himself in the sand to hide and they made love on top of him which of course turned him on and so he got an erection which protruded from the sand and then each took turns ing it and then he fell asleep and he woke up to find some kids using it as part of their sand castle

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    did you talk to the neighbors?
    nope...when the pit bull disappears I don't need them looking at MY house for their dead dog.

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    OK I am out of here...Good Night All...

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    Take their dog. Shoot it. Cut off a leg and throw it in your other neighbor's yard. Make sure your other neighbor has a dog too.

    (The above is purely for educational use only. Please don't try this at home. Go PETA!)

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    i think you need to read the article about the cat owner who received 45k for the loss of her cat. roosters can be used for breeding. you could sue for the cost of the rooster plus all the breeding he would have done, etc.. plus, your emotional distress!

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    i think you need to read the article about the cat owner who received 45k for the loss of her cat. roosters can be used for breeding. you could sue for the cost of the rooster plus all the breeding he would have done, etc.. plus, your emotional distress!
    yeah...that was Seattle though...down here it Texas they just expect you to shoot the dog...in fact the law allows it in this case where it was maurading on livestock...

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