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  1. 05-09-2005 #1
    samikeyp
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    SAN ANTONIO--

    Further examination of Seattle Sonics guard Ray Allen has determined that it was not an injured ankle as first thought.

    Dr. I.M. Abigwuss, a noted South Texas OB-GYN was consulted and made the determination that Allen actually suffered a strained uterus. This apparently happened during the second quarter when Allen tripped over his own feet and turned to complain to the referee so quickly that he pulled a muscle in the uterine wall. When informed of the diagnosis...teammate Jerome James replied..."Uterus? I thought we was in San Antonio?" Doctors say he is day to day.
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  2. 05-09-2005 #2
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    Nice.
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    Now that's funny!!

    When informed of the diagnosis...teammate Jerome James replied..."Uterus? I thought we was in San Antonio?"
    Classic. Right up there with Jerome's efforts to refute Nate McMillian's charges of selfishness by saying that he wasn't selfish because he was "just worried about Jerome."
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  4. 05-09-2005 #4
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    thanks!
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  5. 05-09-2005 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by samikeyp
    When informed of the diagnosis...teammate Jerome James replied..."Uterus? I thought we was in San Antonio?"

    lol
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    btw: I really enjoyed your "Year of Living Famously" article...just got the chance to read it today. Good stuff! ...and thanks!
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    Mike,

    That ain't funny bro.
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    That was classic!
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    Man.. someone do a photo chop and put some caption "what was wrong with your game again" then the background is the OB-GYN office and table with the stirrups.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FromWayDowntown
    Now that's funny!!



    Classic. Right up there with Jerome's efforts to refute Nate McMillian's charges of selfishness by saying that he wasn't selfish because he was "just worried about Jerome."
    ... Jerome worried about Jerome to get traded in the next season. He irked Tim Duncan now let's see what he got in the 1st game-4 pts.; 2 rbs, 3 fouls

    that 1st round stats was just a fluke. He just wanted to make a statement vs. Sac who dumped him for this season....
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  11. 05-09-2005 #11
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    that was stupid

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    That was ing classic !
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    Instant classic, Mikey!
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