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carrying around fake penis to pass NFL drug test
(universal sign for cokehead)
this was in the kit he had! hilarious!!!
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm
Airport police find Vikings' Smith with kit to beat drug tests
By GREGG AAMOT, Associated Press Writer
May 11, 2005
AP - May 11, 11:23 am EDT
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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.
Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.
Smith told officers it was dried urine used for making a clean urine test in conjunction with a device called ``The Original Whizzinator.'' In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled ``cleansing formula.''
Smith told police he was taking the vials to his cousin. The police report didn't say where Smith was traveling.
Vikings coach Mike Tice told the Star Tribune, which first reported the story Wednesday, that he didn't know about Smith being detained and had no comment.
On Wednesday, a Vikings spokesman had no comment. Smith's agent, Douglas Hendrickson, didn't immediately return a message left at his office.
NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said league rules state that failing to cooperate with a drug test was the same as failing it, but he wasn't sure whether there was any penalty for possessing a device designed to beat such a test.
Smith was suspended last season for four games after testing positive for marijuana. It was his second ``strike'' in the NFL's substance-abuse program. He would earn a yearlong suspension for a third violation.
The report filed April 26 says a tube of toothpaste set off an alarm as a bag Smith was carrying was being scanned. Six or seven vials of white powder were discovered in the bag. Smith was detained, questioned and allowed to leave, the report said.
In 2000, Smith was kicked out of Tennessee for using marijuana. He finished his college career at Oregon. Smith rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards.
carrying around fake penis to pass NFL drug test
(universal sign for cokehead)
you can take the rat out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the rat
Now this is a Pendejo!
NFL players being dumbasses forum.
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i heard on the radio the white powder he had was dried urine...
scenario: cops bust him... find the white powder. cut bag with knife, taste white powder! hahaha!
Piss powder? WTF?
that is just what they said.. i guess you mix it with water and you fill your fake pecker with it..
The company's website that makes the "Whizzinator" is hilarious. Nothing like construction workers faking drug tests. It's a good thing none of them operate heavy machinery that could put other people's lives at risk.
http://www.whizzinator.com/
Just how do you know about that site, Chopster????
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Just Googled it! I swear!
When you're the Chopper you have no need for artificial enhancements!
Just Googled it! I swear!
When you're the Chopper you have no need for artificial enhancements!Secure in your manhood. Hope you don't walk around looking like Bob from the Enzyte commercials.
Just Googled it! I swear!
When you're the Chopper you have no need for artificial enhancements!
Oh, my! What's in that water up in Albuquerque? And why do I always have to look up the damn spelling of Albuquerque for that matter????
. . .unless it's cold that day. <-- blatant George Castanza reference.
A lot of people living here can't even spell it.
hahahaha Now that is some funny ! A fake penis to pass a drug test. Sad.
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