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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    A computer dating service after hours and hours of background research and body proportions weight and interest somehow finally matched me with the perfect date, should I go for it?



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    Believe.
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    Hey, at least you don't have to inflate this one first.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Try to downsize her picture before meeting her.

    See if it works

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    Amo España. peteee's Avatar
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    Have you tried getting Kim back, bro?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Hey, at least you don't have to inflate this one first.
    If I had too, where would the air nozzle be?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Have you tried getting Kim back, bro?
    She already had sex with a Latino cook from Beto's you think I now want any part of that ?

    I rather share a tooth brush with Ricky Martin ...........

    but I still worry about her. hey not to worry they found another match for me.


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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Well if that cook is as good in bed as he is behind the grill, I'd say you stand a good chance of getting Kim back. Beto's is just meh.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    She already had sex with a Latino cook from Beto's you think I now want any part of that ?

    I rather share a tooth brush with Ricky Martin ...........

    but I still worry about her. hey not to worry they found another match for me.

    Why do they only match you with fat chicks man? I say go for this one, she's definitely more attractive than the one in the op...not that that's saying much...

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Well if that cook is as good in bed as he is behind the grill, I'd say you stand a good chance of getting Kim back.
    I don't think I have the same salad tossing experience he does.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Why do they only match you with fat chicks man?
    When you sign up they ask you for your weight.

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    When you sign up they ask you for your weight.
    It doesn't have an option that says no fat chicks?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    It doesn't have an option that says no fat chicks?
    What do you consider fat?

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    What do you consider fat?
    Let me rephrase...

    Does it have an option that asks if you are picky about appearance, and then give you a few more questions about your preference?

    I consider fat, someone who weighs twice as much as me. And isn't pure muscle.

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    Some men are into fat chicks. Have you never read through craigslist personals? I can't tell if Mouse is serious or not, or I'd offer some friendly advice.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    i'd jingle jangle that baby

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    i'd jingle jangle that baby
    n/m. I shouldn't write when I'm exhausted.

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    mouse stop being a ho and take yo ass to h-e-b or wal mart you know how many es go through there

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