Source: LeBron Seriously Considering Joining a Wolf Pack

[dickface]

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/67031/20100605/wesley_claims_lebron_leaning_strongly_toward_wolfp ack/

According to "a Parks & Wildlife source close to the discussions," LeBron James is seriously considering joining a pack of wolves in Alaska.

LeBron has expressed his love of the wilderness, along with a desire to eat fresh elk meat. In lieu of money, the wolfpack is reportedly offering a 6 year deal where he gets the first pickings of every carcass. He would, of course, have to fight and kill the current Alpha Male if he wants to be pack leader.

[Serge Ibaka]

[TE]

wow I just wasted 30 seconds of my life. wtf is this?

[Kobe Molested Me]

[easy7]

What is next? Lebron is considering cloning himself and joining everyone thread...

[Findog]

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/67031/20100605/wesley_claims_lebron_leaning_strongly_toward_wolfp ack/

According to "a Parks & Wildlife source close to the discussions," LeBron James is seriously considering joining a pack of wolves in Alaska.

LeBron has expressed his love of the wilderness, along with a desire to eat fresh elk meat. In lieu of money, the wolfpack is reportedly offering a 6 year deal where he gets the first pickings of every carcass. He would, of course, have to fight and kill the current Alpha Male if he wants to be pack leader.

That's pretty funny. How do you "rename" the url like you did?

[JamStone]

I think this would be a bad move by LeBron.

"Joining" implies he'd go to an already established pack with an already established alpha male wolf.

What happens when LeBron tries to take over the hunts, puts the most impressive wounds on the prey, but the prey still gets away?

The wolf pack will starve... and then LeBron will just join another wolf pack and the cycle continues.

[tdunk21]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

[JamStone]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

Ummmmmmmmm... ummmmmmmmmmmmm... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Goran Dragic]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

[djohn2oo8]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

[pauls931]

This is probably the best post, post Suns vs LA Series.

Definitely the best LBJ post as of date.

[DeadlyDynasty]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

wow...just...wow...

[LnGrrrR]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

Is this a counter troll move? If so, well played good sir!

[Muser]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

[BlackSwordsMan]

ROFL tdunk made this funnier than what it was

[Dex]

That's pretty funny. How do you "rename" the url like you did?

When using the URL tag...

[ URL="http://www.spurstalk.com"]http://www.spurstalk.com[/URL ]

The red part is the URL of the site you are linking to. The blue part is the text that will be displayed.

[ffadicted]

y wolves????y the would he sign with a rebuilding team who drafted 2PG's with 5th and 6th overall picks....and 1 pg playing elsewhere and wont come to the nba in the near future.....y

successful troll parry is extra successful