north korea press LMAO

[boston.balla]

Sons, as you know, this was the first game from outside commies land to be broadcast live in their country. Given that the 7-0 bukkake assrape face result was not what



ordered the following material has been issued to appease the great country:

Kim Jong Il scores as North Korea thrash Portugal

North Korea’s official press agency has confirmed that the country’s leader Kim Jong Il scored three times to beat Portugal in their second victory of the 2010 World Cup.
The Central News Agency say despite western reports to the contrary, the Secretary of the Korean Workers Party scored his first having dispossessed Ronaldo and dribbled around the entire Portugal squad, before hitting two magnificent 35 yard volleys in the second half.
‘Our Supreme Leader confused the Portuguese team with his close control skills and was a constant threat all over the pitch thanks to his portable personal nuclear weapon,’ the agency confirmed.
North Korea’s are now certain to progress to the next round and the agency says over the next few days, Kim will fly back to Pyongyang to chair a meeting of the Party, carry out a military exercise near the disputed 38th parallel, before heading back to the team’s base in South Africa.
The country’s Central Bookmaking Agency are refusing to take any bets on North Korea winning the le on the 11th July, making Brazil the second favourites at 100-1.

[dickface]

Kim Jong Il is the funniest guy ever. I love the propaganda about his golfing prowess.

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtri...rea_06_16.html

Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Dear Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

[Phenomanul]

Is that for real?