If you were a NBA player

[spursfan1000]

What team in the NBA would you least like to play for?

[BullsDynasty]

Timberpups

[The Gemini Method]

Clippers

[JamStone]

Clippers and it's not close. Rather play in Utah than be the little step-sister of one of the two premier franchises in the league. Not to mention have to play in their backyard.

[spursfan1000]

Clippers

You wouldent want to play in LA?

[8FOR!3]

I'd never be a Los Angeles Laker. Don't give in.

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

Clippers, Tpuppys, Dallas, Kings/queens

[The Gemini Method]

You wouldent want to play in LA?

Not when Donald Sterling is owner...if he dies or gets shot by one of his slum tenants, then I'll consider playing for the Clips.

[Cane]

T-wolves.

[ginobili's bald spot]

I don't see how anyone could not pick Utah. Easy answer for me.

[The Gemini Method]

I don't see how anyone could not pick Utah. Easy answer for me.

I've been to SLC and while it isn't L.A. (Nowhere really is...) it isn't all that bad. I think the ownership is class, the coach is good, and the snow is great for my snowboarding jonesing.

[jacobdrj]

1 Clippers
1a Knicks

[Stump]

Grizzlies

[Nahtanoj]

Timberwolves, Clippers, 76ers, Grizzlies and Celtics.

[ginobili's bald spot]

I've been to SLC and while it isn't L.A. (Nowhere really is...) it isn't all that bad. I think the ownership is class, the coach is good, and the snow is great for my snowboarding jonesing.

Basketball wise it's obviously fine. But the city, lack of diversity, Mormons and racism I couldn't deal with. And I'm not much of a snow/cold weather person either.

[The Gemini Method]

Basketball wise it's obviously fine. But the city, lack of diversity, Mormons and racism I couldn't deal with. And I'm not much of a snow/cold weather person either.

Gotcha. Do you live in SoCal? It's pretty cold for a July out here with the 65-70 degree weather...

[Muser]

Clippers

But honestly with the salary I wouldn't care.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Gotcha. Do you live in SoCal? It's pretty cold for a July out here with the 65-70 degree weather...

Yes I do. But unfortunately I live in the portion that is hot as .

[benefactor]

Utah. I'm white and even I don't want to be around that many white people.

[The Gemini Method]

Yes I do. But unfortunately I live in the portion that is hot as .

Word. Send some of that heat to the LBC--I'm wearing an actual hoodie in the morning in the middle of July. This is a farce.

[balli]

Basketball wise it's obviously fine. But the city, lack of diversity, Mormons and racism I couldn't deal with. And I'm not much of a snow/cold weather person either.

You don't know anything about Salt Lake City. If you hate nature and mormons and wouldn't want to live in rural Utah, understandable, but I'm as radically progressive as it gets and I love it here and your characterization of what's a thoroughly liberal, diverse and vibrant city is so uninformed it isn't even funny.

I wouldn't want to play for the Clippers, followed by OKC, Cleveland or Dallas.

Why all the hate for MIN? St. Paul's awesome.

[Booharv]

I wouldn't want anything to do with the Nets until they move to Brooklyn. Newark and northern NJ is no joke as far as awfulness in areas. Having grown up in NJ I can testify to the post-apocalypticness of many of the abandoned industrial areas up there, plus the insane crime levels, and the horrible pollution + stench.

[benefactor]

OKC is a close second. Anyone who has driven through Oklahoma will agree.

[Mugen]

Yes I do. But unfortunately I live in the portion that is hot as .

Hopefully, you don't live in the Inland Empire.

[The Gemini Method]

Hopefully, you don't live in the Inland Empire.

That place is where L.A. goes to die...Bromance, eh?