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[John HollinPER]

Here is my latest forecast straight from the Mothership.

[Shank]

I like how it leveled off prior to July 8.

[John Hollinger]

This imposter gets only a 4.553893 on my Troll Imposter Efficiency Rating Scale (TIERS). That's far below the forum average of 7.8685 which factors in qualities such as comedic value, intelligence, squirrel consumption, alcohol to nerf ratio, and penis length.

The graph bumped his rating up as high as it was, if he was to continue posting without graphs, I'd project that his rating would drop to a 3.2885878493892774658939392378 which would be slightly better than all Dallas Mavericks imposter trolls, but nowhere near the league leaders, the Utah Jazz.

[DJ Mbenga]

the summer of the troll

[Halberto]

At least this troll is funny

the Luva trolls was more like annoying little kid screaming nonstop

[Smooth Criminal]

I enjoy the Hollinger trolls

[badfish22]

findogs is better

[Koolaid_Man]

Man I hate to be the one to break this...and you guys know I like Lebronze and all but Lebrone and Maverick Carter seem inseparable. Personally I liken it to a husband and wife situation...

Reminiscent of Nights in Rodanthe:




So my observation is quite simple Lebron and Carter got more than a business relationship going on..I can sense a certain look in their eyes and Carter always seem to be close to his man Plain and Simple.

The Beginning of this secretive yet very special relationship:




Carter keeping a close watch on his man during this handshake:




Carter showing Lebron the bulge in his pants as Lebron Blushes:




Carter even lined up this gig for Lebron to express his true self:




Lebron Laughs Off JZ's attempt to get close to his guy:



Even on vacation they can't leave each other's side. Lebron uses the woman in the front as a pawn for the cameras while he walks with his main man Carter...



Lebron's Crew Grows under Carters tutelage:




Carter sets up a special birthday party for his guy..only guys allowed:



Finally this is the closet they can be behind each other without reavealing their secret:

[21_Dickings]

We saw it in the other thread, moron.

Christ, you suck.