Oregon State player found drunk and naked...

[TFloss32]

This one is for Tlong... You can't make this stuff up. A drunk, naked robbery involving stun guns?!?! The absolute best part is this kid got into a three-point stance when the cops tried to arrest him . Go Beavs.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5491740

[JMarkJohns]

From another board:

Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you: Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player.
Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!

You know that to really invade someone’s home properly, you must go au naturale.
Can I borrow your bathrobe?

Its one thing to be arrested. But charging the cops from a three-point stance while being tased, is quite another.
Careful where you shoot that!

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh nudist of the gridiron. Because thanks to you, we’ll never think about running a naked bootleg the same way again.

Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!
Bud Light Brewing, Anheuser-Busch, ST. Louis MO

[tlongII]

Yep, funny as . Almost beats the one from 2005 where the guy got a DUI after stealing a gay ram and hauling it around in the back of his truck.

[TFloss32]

Of course he has a mullet...