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Star Wars vs. Spurs/Sonics
Web Posted: 05/19/2005 12:00 AM CDT
San Antonio Express-News
Head out to your local theater these days and you'll likely be met with two things — rabid fans dressed in black, awaiting the latest from their local heroes, and “Star Wars” fans. Yes, Spurs fever and Star Wars fever have swept the city, meaning only one thing — it's time for a tale of the tape. This one is presented from a Spurs fan's perspective.
Darth Vader vs. Ray Allen: Edge: Vader never whined about the Rebel Alliance's tough defense.
Luke Skywalker vs. Tim Duncan: Edge: Duncan wins, but he definitely would be cooler with a light saber.
Han Solo vs. Tony Parker: Edge: Parker has been struggling with his shot. Have to go Solo
Princess Leia vs. Eva Longoria: Edge: Leia had the hair, but Longoria has the Housewives.
Jabba the Hut vs. Danny Fortson: Edge: Fortson just doesn't have the size to stop the Big Fella.
Lando Carlissian vs. Manu Ginobili: Edge: Both are smooth, crafty and cool. But Game 5 gave Manu the edge.
Stormtroopers vs. Antonio Daniels and the Gang: Edge: The ’Troopers would have folded when Rashard Lewis went down.
Chewbacca vs. Bruce Bowen: Edge: Hairy vs. hairless. Really, that's a personal preference. Call it a push.
Yoda vs. Gregg Popovich: Edge: Talk about a clash of the ans. Yoda wins for the voice, though.
Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. David Robinson: Edge: Both helped train a future leader. But Kenobi was never MVP.
Robert Horry as Boba Fett.
The mercenary on a mission. Eventually loved by all Spurs and Star Wars fans.
Or how about Rasho Nesterovich as Jar Jar Binks???
The rumblin', bumblin', stumblin star on screen and on the court.
Robert Horry vs. Boba Fett.- Both are cold blooded shooters but does Boba have 5 rings?
Rasho vs. Jar Jar- Neither one can really shoot but Jar Jar is actually more clumsy, if that is possible.
Darth Vader vs. Ray Allen: Edge: Vader never whined about the Rebel Alliance's tough defense.
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