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Under the sheets, with her head covered preferably.
threaten you with your life when you pass gas? I mean sometimes it's almost impossible to hold...
And where do you pas gas the most? For some reason my body waits till night time
Under the sheets, with her head covered preferably.
My wife just asks that I say "excuse me" when I let one fly. It is after all, natural gas.
lucky ladyUnder the sheets, with her head covered preferably.
We fart around each other all the time. Hers actually smell quite a bit worse than mine.
I consider it just plain rude, and in my house, doing so causes much unhappiness for anyone who does not agree with me.
Everyone does it and while I don't go around farting in public if I'm in a safe place I release.I consider it just plain rude, and in my house, doing so causes much unhappiness for anyone who does not agree with me.
threaten your life for performing a human function???
what does she do when you your secretary?
it's not healthy to hold it in.
I just blame the dog anyway.
My wife lets them fly in the house way more than I do (though mine smell worse). We give each other about it, but it's all in good fun.
Why get upset about it? Everybody farts... just as long as you hold it in public.
only YOU can prevent ass cancer....
if its silent, tell them gtfo or tell you
if its a sound one, let it rip
farting in the shower is dangerous.
somehow the steam cooks the fart, and multiplies the odor.
i'd love to know the science behind it.
I live in a house full of testosterone. It's fair game around here...
Just a little FYI, when your farts stink it is because your body is telling you that your diet is unbalanced. It's a way for the bacteria in your colon and stomach to get your attention. I suggest drinking a laxative (milk works awesome too!) if you're passing frequently smelling farts, clean out your ass.
If you can't get rid of the smell, it's prolly best to schedule an appointment with those people that shove the warm water tube in your ass to clean it out. I hear it works wonders! Just be sure to do it with people you trust cuz you could tear a hole in your asshole and that wouldn't be good either.
If you're lactose intolerant, I pretty sure drinking milk is only going to exacerbate the problem.
um,
Just a little FYI, when your farts stink it is because your body is telling you that your diet is unbalanced. It's a way for the bacteria in your colon and stomach to get your attention. I suggest drinking a laxative (milk works awesome too!) if you're passing frequently smelling farts, clean out your ass.
If you can't get rid of the smell, it's prolly best to schedule an appointment with those people that shove the warm water tube in your ass to clean it out. I hear it works wonders! Just be sure to do it with people you trust cuz you could tear a hole in your asshole and that wouldn't be good either.
i never said my farts are frequently smelling farts,
you might be projecting though,so if thats the case good luck with that
um....its my house
1. Cabbage
2. Collard Greens
3. Pinto Beans
4. Turnip Greens
5. Yogurt
6. Brussel sprouts
7. prunes
................ a few fruits,veggies and food items that are guaranteed to intensify fart odor.
Theum,
i never said my farts are frequently smelling farts,
you might be projecting though,so if thats the case good luck with that
I have the same problem as well at bedtime. My wife asks me to go to the bathroom if I have to bust one, but that's to much up and down for me. I always end up telling her she needs to hurry up and go to sleep.
dont forget eggs.1. Cabbage
2. Collard Greens
3. Pinto Beans
4. Turnip Greens
5. Yogurt
6. Brussel sprouts
7. prunes
................ a few fruits,veggies and food items that are guaranteed to intensify fart odor.
s'all good. when my farts are smelly, its my body tellin me that " i've got a crrrrrap on deck that could chok a donkey"The
I think they stone the woman for adultery in pakistan though no?
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