View Poll Results: what feels better

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  • taking a shit when you gotta shit really bad

    17 51.52%
  • throwing up when your stomach is fucked up

    3 9.09%
  • taking a piss when you gotta piss really bad

    11 33.33%
  • farting when you are full of gas

    2 6.06%
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  1. #1
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    vote

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Actually kicking you in the as hard as I possibly can for making this thread would make me feel the best.

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    Old fogey Bender's Avatar
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    you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip
    x 1000!! Ooooh that feels sooo gooood............

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip
    Almost, ALMOST, better than sex.

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.
    Thats assuming you whoop it out in time.

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    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Actually kicking you in the as hard as I possibly can for making this thread would make me feel the best.
    Graduating from UTSA when you needed to take a really bad.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    you left off cleaning your ears with a Q-tip
    I concur. That and rubbing my eyes after taking out my contacts.

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    Y'all are serious about the q-tip thing? How dirty do you let your ears get? I q-tip my ears every day after I shower and never once have I thought of it as being any more pleasurable than applying deodorant or brushing my teeth.

    Vomitting does not feel the best as sweating and convulsing and smelling the toilet water is decidedly unpleasurable. But I ing hate repressing nausea more than anything else in life, and I'm glad to just throw up and get it over with.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Pissing... especially when you're in the lake and have been drinking all day.

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    Go Spurs Go METALMiKE's Avatar
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    taking a piss when your bladder is really about to blow up. best feeling in the world.
    +1 , almost orgasmic

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    Veteran Sisk's Avatar
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    Y'all are serious about the q-tip thing? How dirty do you let your ears get? I q-tip my ears every day after I shower and never once have I thought of it as being any more pleasurable than applying deodorant or brushing my teeth.
    Agree 100%. Maybe we're missing something..

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    Old fogey Bender's Avatar
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    clean or dirty, doesn't matter, it feels damn good....

    there's an old movie (1980s), with a scene where someone is in the bathroom cleaning their ears with a q-tip, and they are acting like they're having an orgasm or something...

    cant remember the movie.

    Maybe we're missing something..
    maybe nerve endings in your ears

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    clean or dirty, doesn't matter, it feels damn good....

    there's an old movie (1980s), with a scene where someone is in the bathroom cleaning their ears with a q-tip, and they are acting like they're having an orgasm or something...

    cant remember the movie.
    My ears are in pristine condition; I q-tip them 4 or 5 times per day

  16. #16
    Five. DesignatedT's Avatar
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    lol

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Getting a bj >>> All of those

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Almost, ALMOST, better than sex.
    If it's that close, you need a better lover.

  19. #19
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I was trying to work washing balls in there somewhere, but I don't have any.

  20. #20
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    my imagination of what getting a bj feels like because i never had one >>> All of those
    fify

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    My ears are in pristine condition; I q-tip them 4 or 5 times per day
    What the ? Do you work on a ranch in the Dust Bowl? Then it's not necessary

  22. #22
    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    If you didn't pick vomiting while being sick then you probably have never done it. All those other things happen on a day to day basis and if not day to day then at least occasionally. But when you're sick to your stomach, it's a pain on a whole other level. Vomiting because you're actually sick, not drunk or nervous, is an event that you remember for forever...or a really long time

  23. #23
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    What about when you take a dump and pee at the same time?

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    getting up in the morning and having an epic stretch/yawn -like one where you hit the right spot between your shoulderblades and that crazy warm feeling rushes from your brainstem to your ass.


    a good head massage and then finisher feels amazing as well.

  25. #25
    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    And seriously, what's going on with the ear cleaning thing? I hate when I gotta clean my ears. I guess when they get cleaned after a long time I feel relieved but only cause I got if over with. Next thing people are gonna talk about is how the OP left off brushing your teeth

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